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pitty marks My Lost Dog...
Submitted On: Sunday, March 16, 2008 at 11:26:11 PM
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Ok so I was walkin down the beach one day and I found a bottle.When I picked it up and rubbed it a jeanie appeared.He said you can have 3 whishes but everything you wish for ur ex gets 2.I was like.....hrm.So I said cool I can deal and said I want a million bucks.he said k...here it is but she gets 2 million."...

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Tags: Joke, Beach, Jeanie, Magic, Wish, Girlfriend, RIch, Mansion, Beaten, Death
  Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 at 10:44:04 PM #17821
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Seen this one before, allthough the version I read had proper grammer and punctuation, made it a whole lot easier to read.

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Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab.