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| Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 at 12:40:12 PM #7626 |
 Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16  | I just realised after reading something that should have made me so angry that I'd want to spit nails that in fact I don't even care -- I found a convo between my ex and one of my friends where all they do is bash me and and make retarded kissy faces and whatnot. I'd be more annoyed with this if not for the fact that I have convos with her where for every one bad thing she said about me she said three about him... At one point of my life I'd have been fighting mad about this, but now I am like "yeahbuwhat" in regards to the hole thing. Somewhere I must have mellowed |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 at 4:06:50 PM #7637 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | I'd say give him a copy of the convo about him, and tell him to fuck off n die. Mellowed or not, you don't need friends like that! |
| Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 at 7:21:58 PM #7642 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | well I found said convo on the laptop he let me borrow... |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 at 5:39:05 PM #7664 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | All the more testimony to said friend's stupidity. Now he can't say it's just a rumor or you're lying to start a fight. |
| Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 at 10:56:01 PM #7679 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | i'd be mad if I didn't actually feel sorry for him....at least I actually got to lay her |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 9:04:16 AM #7681 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | This is the point where I would start plotting. I'd print that out, or at least retain a copy of it to print out later...Don't let them see it or know you have it. Slowly plant rumors (what IM do they use? I can help you get their passwords). Toy with each others minds into thinking that: - You're the greatest guy. - One (or both) has AIDS, and make some extremely long fucking sob story back and forth so each other has to listen to each other for extensive amounts of time. - Get personal. (Have nude shots of the ex?) Have any secrets of theirs? Spread them. Now the fun part...Keep this going as long as you can. Inevitability, you'll get caught up in it. When you do, have a copy (for each person) and hand them to them. When you do say "Still laughing?" and make a kissy face. Simply walk away. Added effect can be had by dropping a bag of shit by them and lighting it, but to me that would be solely comedic. |
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| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 9:14:37 AM #7686 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | you can help with passwords? oh I haz teh plots |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 10:59:10 AM #7690 |
| Mendric Removed Account | ^ LOL this is something i gotta see only because with the guy it will be hilarious. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 2:07:05 PM #7691 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | lol I'd be more interested in getting revenge on her, not him |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 4:23:12 PM #7699 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Oh you got BA thinkin now...Lord help them. Between you 2, they're gonna need it!! |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 4:36:02 PM #7701 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,964 Submissions: 137 | BA: The evil mastermind of Youn00b. |
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| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 6:00:35 PM #7707 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | yes, where as I am just the pshycho lurker |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 6:31:53 PM #7719 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | I wouldnt call you a lurker, seeing as you're quite active. George Malave is the lurker. BA, however, IS the evil mastermind! |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 9:13:25 PM #7726 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | but I lurk in your closet BBH |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 10:03:18 PM #7735 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | No, you lurk in my bed. But fail to perform. |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 11:18:59 PM #7739 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | yeah well I can't have everything |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Friday, December 5th, 2008 at 3:26:43 PM #7766 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | No, you can't expect to have everything. But you can have it all! |
| Friday, December 5th, 2008 at 11:41:39 PM #7775 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | I want the world and everything in it but seriously, should not marvel that I am not foaming at the mouth? |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Sunday, December 21st, 2008 at 11:43:14 PM #8717 |
| Mendric Removed Account | Quote Darkharbinger: I want the world and everything in it*Hands Joe a globe and says 'have fun with that.'* |
| Monday, December 22nd, 2008 at 6:09:36 PM #8811 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16 | lol sheesh you unculturalled lout |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
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