Am I A Bad Man?

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Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 7:40:15 PM #17145

Bezerk

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Well I know I have my faults but i've taken to doing something i thnought i would never do.

But first let me talk to you about my work.

I have to work my ass off, and I get pay $6.37 Australian. Thats not much.

My boss pays us by putting the cash in little envolopes then letting you go and get it.

Lately i've started taking other peoples pay, just last night i took this girls pay...

I know what your also thinking. They wont get their pay! Wrong. My boss has a new kid and hes brain dead half the time. So all she has to do is ask where her pay is, then she will get it.

So truthfully im only robbing my boss... Who is an Asshole along the lines of Hitler.

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 8:13:06 PM #17147

Mendric Removed Account	Its still stealing no matter how you look at it

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 9:04:24 PM #17154

DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,964 Submissions: 137	Haha. Don't get caught because it is stealing, and no matter what country you're in, its illegal. I don't know the laws out there, but in California, if its under 500 dollars, its still a misdemeanor. So try finding out the laws and keep it under the felony amount.

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 10:47:13 PM #17155

ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66	If your boss is a major dick, then I would keep doing it. Steal from the dick employees too. I would take a breaks between the checks though.

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 10:47:57 PM #17156

Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,938 Submissions: 95	I don't think any less of you. but just make sure that you don't get caught. is there any chance you will?
	Deny! Deny! Deny!

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 10:53:47 PM #17160

Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82	Naa man. My boss, as i said, is a dumb shit. But its in cash so its fairly easy.

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 10:54:41 PM #17162

Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,938 Submissions: 95	Yeah. good luck trying that at my work. They have a log of everytime the cash is open, and they do direct deposits.
	Deny! Deny! Deny!

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 10:56:18 PM #17164

Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82	Lol, funny that my boss is that stupid lol. It was only $60 btw.

Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 11:23:53 PM #17167

Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,938 Submissions: 95	60 dollars today, 200 dollars tomorrow to pay for the coke you do off the end of a knife. I kid I kid
	Deny! Deny! Deny!

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 12:50:41 AM #17170

Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16	lol who am I to judge, but no you aren't....it's not like you held them up at gun point
	Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 1:21:28 AM #17171

Mendric Removed Account	doesnt matter if it were gun point or not stealing is stealing

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 6:05:07 AM #17174

Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113	At least you're not actually stealing from your workmates, if they still get their pay. But technically stealing is wrong. I don't think any less of you for it. Just don't get caught!
	Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hÃ¶rt die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab.

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 8:36:18 AM #17182

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	Donate to YouN00b

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 9:33:35 AM #17184

Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,938 Submissions: 95	Donate to me.
	Deny! Deny! Deny!

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 12:32:44 PM #17185

DarkestAngel Removed Account	This is where, as one of the eldest on the site, I'm supposed to set a maternal example and give the stealing is illegal and/or you're going to hell speech. Oh fuck it, just don't get caught. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
	Post last edited by ragdoll on Monday, January 1, 2001 at 1:01:01 AM

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 8:02:09 PM #17193

Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82	Quote BBH: This is where, as one of the eldest on the site, I'm supposed to set a maternal example and give the stealing is illegal and/or you're going to hell speech. Oh fuck it, just don't get caught. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive. Thankyou. Quote USER: Donate to YouN00b Cant, no bank account. Quote USER: Donate to me. Cant, No personal stuff on this site.

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 at 10:03:10 PM #17197

Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,048 Submissions: 16	what, I said you weren't a bad guy and i got no thanks. feh
	Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

Sunday, April 5th, 2009 at 9:14:38 AM #17202

Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,938 Submissions: 95	^ you guys should duke it out. Winner gets his next paycheck.
	Deny! Deny! Deny!

Sunday, April 5th, 2009 at 9:23:36 AM #17203

MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74	I've done far worse things. Can't say much other than that....I haven't killed anyone or anything like that, but I will say that I profited for a number of years through dubious methods (corporations) back in my younger years. So for me to say that you're a bad guy would be like Satan telling an average person that they are the Devil. Just be safe, be smart, and don't get caught.
	"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it."

Sunday, April 5th, 2009 at 6:51:35 PM #17217

Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82	Quote DH: what, I said you weren't a bad guy and i got no thanks. feh My bad. Somehow CB, no offence but im not surprised. Lol.

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