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| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 at 6:00:58 PM #18115 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,938 Submissions: 95 | Come on everybody knows at least 1 really stupid person. post stupid quotes you have heard people say. "san-francisco like the country?" "if Iraq is such a bad man why don't they kill him already?" "is the lord of the rings a true story?" |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 at 6:10:45 PM #18120 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227  | Dude, I'll be honest with you, if I posted every stupid quote I've heard, I'd have to upgrade the server drives to a petabyte just to hold all of them. |
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| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 at 6:31:59 PM #18122 |
 Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,308 Submissions: 38 | My friends come out with shit like this all the time, mainly about computers. They're always asking me retarded questions, and saying shit like "What do you mean by 'plug your mouse in'? I'm typing with it right now..." It sucks. |
| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 at 7:38:43 PM #18133 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Yeah, i've got one friend in particular who thought the earth was flat... At the age of 16. |
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| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 at 10:27:33 PM #18137 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113 | I went out with a girl who thought tha Pacific was actually called the Specific. She was thick as shit but she had massive tits, lol.  I can't actually remember any stupid quotes off the top of my head... I once had the following conversation with my little brother. He was only 8 though (Was his 9th birthday yesterday!) so it can be forgiven, but it was pretty funny. (I was telling him about when I hit a sheep on my motorbike) Him: I thought sheeps blood would be green! Me: Why?? HIm: Because they're a bit like dragons... Also, when the Obama inauguration was on tv, he asked me if the Whitehouse would be renamed as the Brownhouse! You gotta love the things kids come out with sometimes, lol. |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Saturday, April 25th, 2009 at 10:59:09 PM #18141 |
 ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | My brother, who is more computer retarded than me once asked me to help him download a CD, and he was being a huge douche that day so I said no. He later tells me this... "Fine, whatever, I'll just torrent it" I said "how?" because I knew he only heard of a torrent when I talk to my dad about it. He says "With rapidshare" I laughed my ass off after that. |
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| Sunday, April 26th, 2009 at 12:53:10 AM #18167 |
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Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,308 Submissions: 38 | I absolutely hate computer illiterate idiots. Especially as I'm generally seen as "the computer guy" in my school. |
| Sunday, April 26th, 2009 at 1:37:29 PM #18263 |
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ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | I'm a computer illiterate idiot, but I proudly admit it. |
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| Monday, April 27th, 2009 at 12:18:26 AM #18320 |
 spaghettifier Member 'Physics Master' Level 6 Posts: 257 Submissions: 6 | i generally come up with a quick retort to that stupidity then purge the memory of the quote itself in order to not let it infect the rest of me. for good laughs look at hate mail on intelligent but controversial sites. |
Fuck off, . Uses [view] tag. |
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