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| Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 1:39:16 PM #52045 |
 AE Member 'Albino Ethiopian' Level 19 Posts: 1,013 Submissions: 18  | My friends and I regularly dumpster dive the Goodwill dumpster for donations that have been thrown away for one reason or another, and last night we found the most disturbing one yet. Rather than explain the events that transpired in great detail, I will instead provide you with the voicemail message I left my friend Donald during. It is attached below, listen and you will understand. |
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| Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 1:51:48 PM #52046 |
 Bier Member 'Autobots! Roll out!' Level 20 Posts: 1,297 Submissions: 128 | Lol I was laughing when i read that last night on FB. Shit's gross xD |
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| Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 2:48:44 PM #52048 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,937 Submissions: 95 | Quote Bier: Lol I was laughing when i read that last night on FB. Shit's gross xDSame here 'not even kind of looks like a dildo kind of phallic shaped but an actual goddamn dildo' |
Post last edited by Indy on Sunday, January 23, 2011 at 2:50:26 PM Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 4:07:34 PM #52052 |
 Overlord Member 'Supreme Ruler' Level 16 Posts: 1,068 Submissions: 19 | Note to self: donating dildos to Goodwill is not an appropriate disposal method. |
Post last edited by Overlord on Sunday, January 23, 2011 at 4:07:46 PM The Overlord rules the Universe. |
| Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 4:13:40 PM #52054 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | That is pretty hilarious. Did you guys at least taste it? |
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| Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 at 11:41:35 PM #52072 |
 ELECTRICJELLY Member 'Keep your cards close to you.' Level 19 Posts: 1,262 Submissions: 45 | "Put it in someones mail box" I lol'd. Mail box sodomy. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 2:18:39 AM #52078 |
 DaddySpook Member 'We Are The People' Level 26 Posts: 1,606 Submissions: 132 | I'm never that lucky. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 4:02:42 AM #52079 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,964 Submissions: 137 | This is funny, yet gross. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 6:39:25 AM #52081 |
 ColinFiat Site Admin 'JavaScript' Level 26 Posts: 1,359 Submissions: 89 | You sound like the new guy I have working with me. He's from the East coast. That's about all I know. Only been on the job for three or four days. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 8:44:41 AM #52086 |
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AE Member 'Albino Ethiopian' Level 19 Posts: 1,013 Submissions: 18 | I'm from the east coast, but I feel like you're talking about Australia. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 9:10:52 AM #52087 |
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ColinFiat Site Admin 'JavaScript' Level 26 Posts: 1,359 Submissions: 89 | No, he not an Aussie, East Coast USA. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 9:12:40 AM #52088 |
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AE Member 'Albino Ethiopian' Level 19 Posts: 1,013 Submissions: 18 | You wouldn't happen to know whether or not he's from the Northeast or Southest, would you? I'm curious. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 9:26:04 AM #52089 |
 Tommyboy Site Admin 'GIMME MOAR YN!!' Level 123 Posts: 781 Submissions: 21 | Was it still in new condition or did it have burn marks on it? |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 6:15:11 PM #52093 |
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AE Member 'Albino Ethiopian' Level 19 Posts: 1,013 Submissions: 18 | No burn marks, but it wasn't packaged so I doubt it was new. We went to Walmart afterward because I needed some electrical tape to fix a string of decorative lights we found (bastards cut the cable before they threw them out), so I had to wash my hands really well once we got there. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 6:32:37 PM #52094 |
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Tommyboy Site Admin 'GIMME MOAR YN!!' Level 123 Posts: 781 Submissions: 21 | You should take it to a public place and leave it there and film people's reaction(s) to it, post results on YN for the lulz. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 7:26:17 PM #52097 |
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AE Member 'Albino Ethiopian' Level 19 Posts: 1,013 Submissions: 18 | It's Monday, whoever lived at that house probably found it this morning. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 7:41:02 PM #52098 |
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Tommyboy Site Admin 'GIMME MOAR YN!!' Level 123 Posts: 781 Submissions: 21 | Damn, the shock value would have been priceless. |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 11:10:10 PM #52100 |
 twistednutball Member Level 1 Posts: 102 | Are your mailboxes even open on Sunday? |
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| Wednesday, January 26th, 2011 at 8:37:08 PM #52118 |
 Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | HAHAHA, dude, i gotta go dumpster diving sometime. Thats fucking hilarious. Also, you sound much less nerdy than i thought you would. |
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