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| Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 at 7:48:32 PM #49295 |
 KeiserSosay Member Level 2 Posts: 30 Submissions: 2  | I thought I should make a topic about this woman because every day it is something new with her. There's nothing special about her really, she acts typical for a fat, ghetto, black woman. I've known these people before; they are all loud, obnoxious, hungry, and ignorant human beings. It's just funny that I now have the privilege of sitting right next to this woman every day at work. I will call her Snorlax. Here is my diary. Snorlax brings in two grocery bags full of snacks every day to work. She constantly shovels food in her mouth all day long. Her fat cheeks cannot muffle the sound of cheese and crackers being devoured, so I have to listen to it all day. Yesterday Snorlax rants about how her 15 year old daughter had a 21 year old man over to the house while she was baby sitting. Snorlax declares openly that she plans to go home and slap the shit out of her daughter, who is pregnant btw. Today Snorlax has remorse for beating her daughter and sending her to the hospital where she needed to have a checkup done on her baby. Her feeling of remorse does not depress her appetite. Tomorrow? |
| Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 at 7:59:21 PM #49299 |
 Tommyboy Site Admin 'GIMME MOAR YN!!' Level 123 Posts: 781 Submissions: 21 | Good God, she must be related to this black dude that works with me. He is constantly munching on chips and sucking down soda all day. The sound of popping lips just makes me want to bring my AK-47 to work and go postal. I feel your pain brother, good story, keep us posted. |
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| Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 at 8:04:08 PM #49300 |
 Dodge Site Admin 'Open foot, insert mouth' Level 19 Posts: 1,989 Submissions: 53 | Perhaps she needs more remorse... You should covertly record her gorging and post the video here. I could use a shock vid to gross out the wifey. |
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| Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 at 8:16:39 PM #49303 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,937 Submissions: 95 | Give her poison chips, abortion the baby, do the daughter. |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 at 9:28:32 PM #49310 |
 ColinFiat Site Admin 'JavaScript' Level 26 Posts: 1,359 Submissions: 89 | Every time she opens a new bag of chips, in a paper clip or similar to a board or wall. When she eats some very crunchy corn chips, start popping bubble wrap. If she gets annoyed, apologize and give her a small gift; a Garfield doll. |
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| Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 at 10:37:43 PM #49314 |
 BLOOD Member 'Oh yeah basically fuck yeah' Level 11 Posts: 383 Submissions: 17 | Haha, sounds exactly like the black bitch at the place I worked at over the summer. She had the cubical across from me. Her name was Antaria, you know, like the female version of Ontario. For the entire summer, I don't think I saw her do more than 2 hours of actual work a week. Her favorite pastime was gossiping with this other black bitch who worked in another section on our floor. Seriously, these two negroids would spend HOURS yapping to each other in ebonics, completely ignorant of the fact that I could hear every.fucking.word. I ended up keeping a running tab of how many times I heard the phrases "Gurrrrrrrrl" and "Oh, helllll no." Perhaps her second favorite activity was eating. She honestly must have weighed somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 pounds. She started off every morning with 2 Cokes and followed that up with McDonald's for lunch. The only time she didn't lunch at Mickey D's was when the building's cafeteria was having "Soul Food Week" or some dumb name along those lines. She'd come back with her tray of ribs, fried chicken, and collard greens and sit at her cube smacking her lips loud enough to shake the building. Occasionally she brought what I assumed were her kids to work. Of course, she exercised no control over them, and these niglets would tear around the office screaming and cussing and making a fucking racket. I did take pleasure in the fact that whenever she told them to be quiet or settle down they would do the exact opposite. I would just sit in my cube giggling. Fat black women are a species unto their own. |
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| Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 at 2:55:28 AM #49319 |
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KeiserSosay Member Level 2 Posts: 30 Submissions: 2 | BLOOD I laughed so fucking hard. And the greatest quote ever, "Fat black women are a species unto their own." It's so true. |
| Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 at 3:21:03 AM #49321 |
 K1LL3RCL0WN Member 'ASSASSINO!' Level 14 Posts: 651 Submissions: 62 | I work at white castle so I get a load of enormous black women, normally ordering "FISH NIBBLIZ" or "FISH SAWWICH" or "SHIKIN RANGZ" and almost always when you ask what they want to drink: "GRAPE!" or "FROO PUNtCHH" |
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