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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 10:12:00 PM #18802

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	I hit a deer, it dented my fender and busted my mirror. This, in part, disproves the evolutionary theory. Cars have been around for a century, and deers still haven't evolved to know that a 3,000 pound chunk of steel can kill it.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 10:17:21 PM #18803

teh1337 Member Level 10 Posts: 2,358	Hahaha, maybe humans should evolve and learn to miss the deer. What an idiot. Poor deer. Good thing im all for equality, and i love animals!
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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 10:20:08 PM #18804

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	You love animals? *The new 2006 Ford Focus* Now with 1 horse power

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 10:21:50 PM #18805

teh1337 Member Level 10 Posts: 2,358	Still love them. I blame it all on our president. Who knows what George bush will do next!
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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 10:23:47 PM #18806

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	Bush is gone, n00b. Osama is our president now.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 10:23:58 PM #18807

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	Osama Bin Llama.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:32:19 AM #18811

DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,964 Submissions: 137	It takes thousand of years for something to evolve. Even if it did evolve, what would it evolve into?

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:37:35 AM #18814

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	Something with eyes (working eyes).

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:41:22 AM #18816

MaxwellMURDER Member Level 4 Posts: 84 Submissions: 3	watch Deer evolve into solid steel. THEN we'll see what happens when you smash into one at 80 MPH =D
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:48:56 AM #18817

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	Lmfao. Yea, fuck that. I guess I'm content with porous bone.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:52:00 AM #18818

MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74	About 10 years ago I was talking to a guy that just got done restoring his Buick Grand National a week prior to us talking. He took it out for a ride after we left the coffee shop, and slammed into a deer with it at 55mph. Completely wrecked the car and landed the dude in the hospital. STAY OFF THE ROAD DAMN DEER!!!!
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 2:31:52 AM #18830

Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82	Lol, I was in the family car and as we were driving through some country town we hit a kangaroo... HOT DAMN!

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 10:59:53 AM #18856

ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66	Quote: Lol, I was in the family car and as we were driving through some country town we hit a kangaroo... HOT DAMN! Australians... I would be scared shitless if I hit a kangaroo.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 11:52:47 AM #18863

spaghettifier Member 'Physics Master' Level 6 Posts: 257 Submissions: 6	i know that you're smart enough to not say such blatant bullshit about evolution unless it's a joke but sadly, some people are not... also, here there aren't any large wild animals but i've had people in a donkey cart block the road as they move slow as a solid shit.
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 11:54:26 AM #18864

Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,308 Submissions: 38	How fast were you actually going? Deers can rip the shit out of your car. Hell, a pigeon flew into the windshield of the bus i was once on and smashed it to shit. A PIGEON.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:40:42 PM #18880

MaxwellMURDER Member Level 4 Posts: 84 Submissions: 3	^ I've seen a mitsubishi Evo 8 smash into a seagull while doing over 100 MPH and the bird just exploded on the windshield. it was green! =D
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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:52:27 PM #18881

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Lordie..I hear yas. I've ruined two cars that way. One car, the ins. company considered 'totaled'..so they replaced it. The other, racked up like close to $4000.00 in repairs. ( If I'd had my choice, I'd have preferred they replace that one too..but oh well..)
Reminds me of this one time, in 95..while on a south-bound fandango to the in-law's house for a holiday weekend. I'd come off an entrance ramp just south of Pontiac Illinois there, merging back onto Interstate 57, when I hit a deer. I kept going, but about a half mile or so later, the deer caught up to me, and rammed my car in the trunk. I sped up, trying to lose him, but he pulled up alongside of us, and started side-swiping us. This went on for several miles or so..until we finally pulled over and stopped. I got out of my car and ran up to the deer, and said ' Hey? what the fuck's your problem Bambi?" The deer got out of his little piece of shit car, and started complaining that I owed him money for damage to his car. So I wrote him a check and he left.
Just goes to show..that even the most irritating deers can be bought off, for just a few 'bucks'. Ooooh.
No wait, that never happened. Wow, they were right.. still, some 20 years later-there IS still residual effects from all that LSD I'd tried. Marvelous.

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Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:55:42 PM #18882

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	^Dude. Your fucking stories are priceless.

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 12:58:13 PM #18883

Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,308 Submissions: 38	Quote USER: it was green! =D The seagull, or the Evo?

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 2:02:33 PM #18902

Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227	Quote: How fast were you actually going? I missed that...50 MPH...Not sure what that is for any of you Metrifucks though.

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