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  Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 9:47:10 PM #42951
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Today we had a rap battle contest of like 10 people. I fucking styled all over everyone that came. It was awesome. It lasted like 4 hours, there were probably 40 people at the park watching us all.

Seriously feel like a god right now.

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  Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 10:13:28 PM #42959
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Congratulations. You have a natural talent for music and especially rhythm.

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  Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 10:16:10 PM #42961
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I raped today. Some black guy, who everyone thought was going to win, because he was the only black guy there, had the unfortunate fate of facing me in the "2nd round". I completely destroyed him. I brought up my rap name i went by in this event, "Nate Higgers", he thought it was fucking hilarious.

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  Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 10:32:01 PM #42969
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You raped? Or you rapped?

Oh, puns.

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  Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 10:34:10 PM #42972
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He wrapped up the rapping contest by raping it.



***I dedicate that sentence to Colin***

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  Saturday, May 15th, 2010 at 11:32:16 PM #42990
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No man, it wasn't freestying because i was thinking about words/rhyming while the other guy rapped for 30 seconds.

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  Sunday, May 16th, 2010 at 1:17:08 AM #42994
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A warped rapper should be wrapped after rape to reap rewards.

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And as for rapping/freestyling itself, while the skill and quick wit required should be envied by those who can but stand, watch and stutter, I still see no point or entertainment value in it.

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  Sunday, May 16th, 2010 at 2:34:12 AM #42998
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I still see no point or entertainment value in it.

The constant insults aren't very entertaining, but sometimes you get a good one that is funny.

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  Sunday, May 16th, 2010 at 11:05:48 AM #43007
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I didn't really insult them that much. I made fun of the black guy for looking like tar though.

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