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| Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 6:55:23 PM #11780 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,†he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with." Hahha dumb fuck!! |
| Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 8:56:52 PM #11789 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137  | He deserves it. |
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| Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 9:59:50 PM #11800 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Indeed, what kind of dumb fuck does that? |
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| Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 10:45:50 PM #11806 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | If I was the doctor, I'd tell him that it can't be reattached, then force him to watch raccoon videos on tv all day. Man would go insane and probably try to off himself. Natural selection has been slacking off on animal rapists lately. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 1:04:18 AM #11812 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | Raccoons are hot! |
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| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 1:27:53 AM #11820 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | ^ Isn't Markamelius into that raccoon porn shit? If he really was, wouldn't surprise me in the least. I think that the last time a woman touched that guy, it was his ma changing his diaper 42 years ago. True story. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 1:48:01 AM #11825 |
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Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | ^I agree...I have my suspicions that he went to Russia for the weekend and did that  |
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| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 4:10:44 AM #11846 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | ^ No wonder why the U.S. relations with Russia are more strained then the suspension of a Geo Metro after a 600 pound fat guy takes a corner going over 10mph. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 5:21:44 PM #11898 |
 Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | fuck russia. I had to do duck and cover BS in Kindergarden |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 7:49:46 PM #11918 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Fuck...now this forum has that glitch? Shiiiiit. Whos Markamelius? |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 7:52:18 PM #11921 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | BBH you broke it AGAIN! |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 9:31:38 PM #11927 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | It wasnt meeeeee! I swear! It was the one armed man! |
| Thursday, January 29th, 2009 at 8:07:55 AM #11990 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Markimelius is a guy that BaboonAss and I work with. The guy is just straight up out there. And not in a good way. The one day I told him, "It's ok Mark, everyone has to fail at something in life, you just fail at life." And I was waiting for him to give some sort of response, like a "fuck you", or a "suck my dick", but I got nothing. He did kind of chuckle. I swear it was like hitting a guy hopped up on PCP in the face with a 2x4. Or better yet, a coma patient. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 7:02:44 PM #12617 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113 | holy shit, that is fucked up!! Guy deserved it though, that's what you get for being a wierd pervert and trying to rape a racoon! I bet you he enjoyed having his dick in its mouth before it bit down though. Sick bastard. |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 7:58:12 PM #12647 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Haha yeah I dont feel sorry for the sick bastard either. |