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| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 3:24:32 PM #10916 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227  | An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!br /> Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?" "Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen." |
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| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 3:33:15 PM #10917 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Haha. Thats pretty good. |
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| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 5:27:30 PM #10920 |
 Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | old, but funny |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 5:43:06 PM #10928 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Nice, made me laff. |
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| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 5:43:31 PM #10929 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | LMAO, yes old, but a classic! |
| Saturday, January 17th, 2009 at 3:30:05 PM #11045 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | like BBH now |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Sunday, January 18th, 2009 at 12:26:16 AM #11049 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Ouch!^ |
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| Monday, January 19th, 2009 at 9:56:57 AM #11089 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | hey, but she is our classic lady |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Monday, January 19th, 2009 at 4:40:27 PM #11096 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Quote DH: like BBH nowHaha screw you. Yeah, you're just sooooo much younger than me! |
| Monday, January 19th, 2009 at 5:12:36 PM #11113 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | 2 years? |
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