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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 2:44:51 PM #35985 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113  | Surprise, mawfuckas! Check my new wheels, yo!      The bonnet (hood) opens the wrong way, lol:    See the tree hanging from my rear view mirror?   It smells like bubblegum! I think I'll keep it there, lol. This is just to keep me going until I get the Celica sorted. Hopefully it won't be be [too[/i] long, but I can't go without a car in the meantime. It's good to be mobile again!  |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 2:46:25 PM #35986 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | Haha, tag fail! That car sucks compared to your other car bro. But I guess it's OK as a runaround! |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 2:49:41 PM #35987 |
 DaddySpook Member 'We Are The People' Level 26 Posts: 1,606 Submissions: 132 | Did the scrappies see you take it? (ha) Aye I suppose it is OK for a runaround. |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 2:55:40 PM #35989 |
 Dodge Site Admin 'Open foot, insert mouth' Level 19 Posts: 1,914 Submissions: 51 | What the deuce.... Movin' on up, eh, Coopz? Isn't Renault made by Frenchies? If so, ROFLMFAO... I'm sorry. X-D Quote DS: Did the scrappies see you take it?Edit: LoL, the front (single) hub cap has 5 lugs and the rear has 4.. Looks hilarious! |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 2:59:36 PM #35991 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Quote DaddySpook: Aye I suppose it is OK for a runaround.I feel that same way about certain women I see, lol. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 3:00:20 PM #35992 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,353 Submissions: 227 | I didn't intend to laugh. But I did. |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 3:01:51 PM #35993 |
 teh1337 Member Level 10 Posts: 2,355 | Well at least you arent compensating, unless your penis is 3 inches long. |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 3:24:04 PM #35994 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | teh that cheesehead hat makes me want to brutally violate your cornhole. Hard. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 3:52:52 PM #35998 |
 PussyLiqour Member 'Pussy "Owner"' Level 7 Posts: 1,068 Submissions: 12 | Shit Coopz, why would you even want the Celica anymore? That thing is beautiful! |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 5:01:50 PM #36002 |
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teh1337 Member Level 10 Posts: 2,355 | ahhahaa, yeah. You should have traded in the Celica |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 5:45:08 PM #36007 |
 Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,307 Submissions: 38 | God damn dude, that shit is fly. Does it already have 84500 miles on the clock? |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 5:50:13 PM #36008 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Dude I'd rock that as a second car. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 6:15:50 PM #36014 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,925 Submissions: 95 | Oh god thats hot, also too bad you don't live here, there was an add in the local buy sell and trade for a celica, body fucked engine fine for 300 |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 6:34:20 PM #36017 |
 igloo Member 'Jockin' the Bitches' Level 10 Posts: 471 Submissions: 15 | NICE. Speaking of shitty cars, I know this one kid who doesn't have a license, is under 16 and drives high & drunk in a Suzuki Swift he bought off of craigslist for $300. He stuck some old plates he found on it and maxed it out on the freeway @ 80 mph. Apparently the thing was shaking so fucking bad he had to slow down. |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 6:38:55 PM #36019 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Holy shit that sounds like an episode of "Worlds Scariest Police Chases" in the making. I would ask why someone would slap old plates on a HOS and drive it 80mph down the freeway, but then I realized the "drunk and high" part of the story. BTW, as a sidenote, a Suzuki Swift is an ironic name for a car that merging into traffic with is a life / death experience. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 7:21:49 PM #36024 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | (Sorry for the long post!...) Quote haroman: God damn dude, that shit is fly. Does it already have 84500 miles on the clock?Holy shit dude, I thought you were either crazily psychic or had done some web-check on the plate for a minute there! Either that or that you had nipped over to Scotland to check it out! But then I realised you could zoom in on the pic of the interior and just make it out, lol. You sneaky bugger! Quote: Oh god thats hot, also too bad you don't live here, there was an add in the local buy sell and trade for a celica, body fucked engine fine for 300Damn dude! That would be fucking ideal!  Can you buy it and send it over for me?Quote: Dude I'd rock that as a second car.I know exactly what you mean!  I've already been offered a V8 badge to stick on the back from one friend, and another friend was talking about sticking a massive jap exhaust on it. He also tried to take the airbox off there and then, lol. He also suggested I stick my 600 Watt twin sub enclosure in the boot, but I think that would shake it apart! Someone else suggested I get a sunstrip that takes up 3/4 of the window. And someone else suggested the obligatory fuzzy dice and racing stripes, lol. Quote: Did the scrappies see you take it?lol, yeah, they paid me to take it away! (Nt rly tho.)Quote: Isn't Renault made by Frenchies?If so, ROFLMFAO... I'm sorry. X-D lmao, yes, it is...  Hopefully I won't have it long enough for it to start falling apart though! It's actually been well maintained, the engine is sweet and smooth as a nut, and it doesn't really have any problems. The glove box (I dunno if you guys call it something else, I'm talking about the compartment in the dash in front of the passenger) has a broken hinge so when you open it it hangs off on one side, but I bought a new one on eBay this afternoon for £7 delivered! The speedo and stuff doesn't light up, only the rev counter does, so I have to use the rev counter to tell me my speed at night. (Got new dash bulbs on ebay too for ten bucks.) That's about all that's wrong with it really! And it's in need of a clean, lol.I gave my mum a shot of it tonight, we went out at about 11pm and I took her for a spin, and then I came back into town and pulled over and we swapped places. She hadn't driven it for more than 150 metres before the police were behind us with the flashers going!! Because she couldn't see the speedo she didn't realise she was doing 45mph in a 30mph zone! SHe pulled over and the cop came up to the window. She rolled it down and he asked "Ist this your car" She started saying nervously "It's.. It's my sons..." I recognised the cops voice and leaned over to look up out of the window to see him and just went "Hi George!  " I explained briefly that I'd just bought it today and that I'd switched my insurance over as the Celica's off the road, and that Ihave mum as a secondary driver on my insurance policy. He said something about the wheel so we got out to take a look. The hub cap on the rear passengers side was badly cracked, as I knew, and part of it was sticking out where I'd kicked it an hour earlier in a half-assed attempt to remove a chunk of the broken shit. It must have looked to them like the wheel was wobbling or something, but I just yanked the hubcap off and held it up and went "problem solved! " and chucked it in the back. He then mentioned the speed, and said that they'd been down a side street and just saw this green thing flash past going fast. He only mentioned it though and we were like "Oh right, we didn't notice!" and that was it. The other cop that was with him said that the car had shown on their computer as being registered as being off the road (which means it has no road tax paid on it and it's illegal to drive and they can actually take cars away to be crushed for driving them when they're registered off road.) But I had registered it back on the road today and bought a Road Tax Disc which he could plainly see displayed on the windscreen so it was obviously just not updated on the computer system yet.So no damage done, it was pretty funny really, I was pissing myself laughing when I drove the car back, making fun of my mum for setting a new record for the shortest time of driving a car before being pulled over, and giving her a sarcastic row for speeding. It was rather comical. As soon as I heard the cops voice I knew it would be ok as he knows me well enough. In fact, I've just remembered I met him in the pub last week when I was drunk and he told me to stop scaring old women with my car, lol. That was a nice bit of excitement for the night! |
Post last edited by Coopz on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 7:25:39 PM Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 7:36:54 PM #36026 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Dude that is hilarious. Seems like the police are pretty good sports out your way. Here they'd be searching the car. That's cool that you can still use the rpm gauge to guestimate your speed. I've actually been doing that for quite some time with my MR2 since the speedo cable broke. Either I'm really damn accurate, or the 11 or so police cars that have been behind me since it broke have been slacking off on their jobs pretty bad. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 7:47:15 PM #36030 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | lol. Yeah, most of them are ok- since it's a small community I know most of them, and they know I'm not a bad guy apart from the fact that I drive like a spastic at times I can see the speedo needle in the day time so I just looked at it and now know that if I'm in third gear it should be at 2500rpm to do 30mph. If I'm in 2nd gear and take it to 3000rpm then I know I'm doing 30mph and when I change to 3rd it drops to 2500rpm. It seems happiest sitting at 30 in third so I barely have to look at the revs anymore already as you can just tell by the feel and sound of the engine. I probably wouldn't be so good if I just had to completely guess the speed, so I reckon you're doing pretty well! Or maybe like you say the police just don't give a fuck! |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 7:51:19 PM #36031 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Ah, you've got the right idea learning the gear and rpms matched to your speed. That's honestly how I learned before my cable broke. All I know is now if I'm at 3500 rpm in 4th gear, I'm going a pleasant 55mph. Dude, you should pimp your Renault out. If I'm not mistaken, the Renault Clio is a pretty popular car with tuners. What year is yours again? |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 7:58:25 PM #36034 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | It's a 1996, 1.4 Renault Clio RN (Mark 1) You're right, they are popular little boy racer cars- I remember sticking my foot in my mouth before when I was giving a couple of guys I know a ride in the Celica and made a reference to it being "a bit better than these shitty clios and corsas that the boy racers drive about in thinking they're awesome." I had to eat my words when one of them reminded me he had a clio! One of my best mates actually had (and still has) 2 clios. He's away in the army now, they were heaps of shit but one of them had a bodykit on and it didn't actually look too bad. I don't think I should put too much money at all into this as I need money to fix the Celica and this is hopefully only a temporary thing, but I quite like the idea of doing it up a bit just for some fun. I'd quite like to completely just rip the piss out of it (make fun of it) and go mad doing it up stupidly and painting ridiculous racing stripes and shit on it for a laugh, but I'll be wanting to sell it to get my money back once I've got the celica back. My mum might be buying it off me so I don't want to ruin it. Shame though as it would be great fun! I'll maybe see what I can do without going too far! |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |