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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 7:31:37 PM #35814 |
 Dodge Site Admin 'Open foot, insert mouth' Level 19 Posts: 1,914 Submissions: 51  | Post ridiculous, stupid, idiotic things you've done for no apparent reason. I'll start. The other day I was driving the wife's minivan down 208 in northern NJ on my way to pick her up from a friends house. The roads were pretty empty being that it was about 11:30pm-12:00 am. I had the cruise control set at 70mph and was driving with my knee, sipping coffee. I looked over at the passenger seat and started wondering.... I checked my mirrors, took off my seatbelt and slid over to the passengers seat, steering with my left hand. Then I raised my left foot onto the driver's seat and steered with the tip of my boot. I did this for about a mile. Another car came on the highway but they never got close enough to see what I was doing... I have absolutely no idea why I did this.  What have YOU done? |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 7:35:42 PM #35816 |
 igloo Member 'Jockin' the Bitches' Level 10 Posts: 471 Submissions: 15 | Dodge I love you and all but you're a stupid fuck. LOL! |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 7:41:20 PM #35819 |
 mrjesus Member '♪ ♫ ♪ ♫' Level 15 Posts: 210 Submissions: 12 | I was about 9-10 at the time, helping my dad do some electric work with wires or something. Anyways, we have no idea which breaker to turn off, so my dad tells me he's going to go down stairs, turn a breaker off, and I'll have to "test" the wire to see if it is "hot" or not and yell back. Anyways, I had no idea he wanted me to test the wire using the actual tool, instead I tested it with my fingers (flesh and exposed wire lols). My dad comes back up the stairs and sees I didn't use the tool to test it and facepalms. Luckily, he turned off the right one the first time, I could've seriously fried myself that day. |
I love this forum, except for mrjesus. What a dick. |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 7:45:21 PM #35821 |
 BLOOD Member 'Oh yeah basically fuck yeah' Level 11 Posts: 383 Submissions: 17 | Haha that's pretty awesome. Lucky you didn't have to "Dodge" any other cars because of your tomfoolery. Well I have a butt load of stories; I'm definitely going to post more when I think about it more but for now one incident stands out because it happened last Friday. I was driving home from college and it was about 7 in the morning; I got up that early so I could beat the traffic. Well, seeing as there was no one else on the road I decided to crank it up and soon I was cruising around 105 mph on a 65mph stretch of highway. I passed this sign that said "Highway Safety Corridor, Fines Doubled" and that got me thinking what I was doing was really stupid. So I ease off the gas and let myself gradually slow down. Got down to about 90 when I saw the cop. Jammed on my brakes but I was still going 80 when I passed him. When I drove by him he gave me the most evil look and pointed his finger directly at me and flipped on his lights and pulled me over. 80 in a 65 was the charge, now I have a nice $272 fine (because of the safety corridor bullshit). Anyways, the real reason I thought this was a stupid situation to put myself in was because when I was pulled over, I had 8 grams of psychedelic mushrooms, 3.5 grams of weed, a grinder, a bong, a scale, rolling papers, and 3 Adderall 30mgs that were not mine. I would have been FUCKED if he searched the car. The shrooms and the adderall is 2 felony charges right there, plus the scale and possession of weed/paraphenalia. I guess $272 is getting off cheap compared to what could have happened. (Oh and my roommate was pulled over about one hour after me, 91 in a 65, now he has to go to court for a reckless driving charge hahahahaha) |
"The Emperor... wants to control outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental difference between the good and bad sides of the Force.*blown minds* I don't know where it comes sometimes. It frightens me."  |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 7:54:33 PM #35822 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | lol Dodge, that's pretty crazy! And random too, lol. I could list too many things that I've done while driving/riding, lol. It really is amazing that I'm still alive! One of the more stupid ones was texting while doing 140mph (225kph) along the motorway (freeway?) on my motorbike. Yes, you read that correctly. I've also turned my lights off at similar speeds in the pitch black of night on a couple of occasions. As you'll know when you go from light to dark you cant see a thing, and then when you go from dark to light it takes a second or two for your eyes to re-adjust and let you see again. At that speed, in 2 seconds you'd cover 125 metres. It doesn't sound a lot but when you can't see shit it's fucking scray as hell. Even if you're steering like 1 degree in the wrong direction you'll be off the road before you can see where you are. Plus your headlights probably don't even show you that far ahead. |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 8:08:23 PM #35823 |
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Dodge Site Admin 'Open foot, insert mouth' Level 19 Posts: 1,914 Submissions: 51 | Coopz, it had better have been a chick you were texting. I have done the 'lights out' game. I would turn the lights out and tailgate tractor trailers. I dunno why. Blood, that's hilarious. You're one of those dudes on 'COPS' that gets pulled for a minor offense and busted for all kinds of felonies. If I were carrying anything illegal, I would think I'd check over my vehicle for any bad lights or other mechanical issues, and I would do exactly the speed limit.... But if I were actually in the situation, I would probably do something stupid without thinking too... LoL! MrJesus, that reminds me of how I test my 9 volt batts when I don't have my meter handy.. I call one of my sons over and make them touch it to their tongue. Then I judge the remaining charge by their reaction to the shock. X-D Sorry, igloo... I'm just glad I'm not the only one here who occasionally does dumb things! :-P |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 8:20:30 PM #35824 |
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igloo Member 'Jockin' the Bitches' Level 10 Posts: 471 Submissions: 15 | Quote: MrJesus, that reminds me of how I test my 9 volt batts when I don't have my meter handy.. I call one of my sons over and make them touch it to their tongue. Then I judge the remaining charge by their reaction to the shock. X-DLOL!! |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 8:42:05 PM #35827 |
 PussyLiqour Member 'Pussy "Owner"' Level 7 Posts: 1,068 Submissions: 12 | It was like, 11 or 12 on the biggest avenue here, and the road was practically empty. I was listening to some techno, and I decided that I was now in a spaceship, and the hazard light button was now my turbo boost button. I press it and start going 80. Friend is cracking up, and we're both pushing ourselves into the seats of our seats, like we were shooting into space. |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 9:15:06 PM #35838 |
 Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | two days ago, for no particular reason, I decided to bring about 200 bottle rockets to my friends house (4 stoned teenagers, one porch). It was all good, until we had about 12 left, and I decided that I should launch one out of my coat pocket. I got this kid to light it, but he chose one without a stick and put it in the wrong way. So, it not only exploded, but also shot into my pocket. And I caught on fire. I tried patting it out, but then this kid actually lit me MORE on fire with a can of Axe and a lighter. Awesome friends, right? Anyhow, I got to a sink, soaked it out, threw the axe can into a fire, watched it explode, laughed and hung out for a little, went home, hid the jacket, then got yelled at my mom a few minutes later, after she had supposedly searched my room again, w/out my permission. Oh, and got a large first degree burn on my stomach. |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 9:23:25 PM #35839 |
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BLOOD Member 'Oh yeah basically fuck yeah' Level 11 Posts: 383 Submissions: 17 | ^Haha that's a tight story and I'm glad you told it because it jogged my memory about one of my own. Last year after the end of exams everybody was letting loose and partying. I went to my friend's fraternity house to drink with him and the guys. Everything was fun until we all sort of reached that phase of drunkenness where destroying shit is like the best entertainment. Well one kid tried to light a couch on fire but he was too pussy and kept putting it out before it got too big. "Well I'll show you something," I thought to myself as I heaved the propane tank from the grill into the bonfire we had going in the backyard. I realized about a second after it left my hands that it was a bad idea. Scared and drunk, I took off running down the street in the direction of my dorm. I was about a block away when I heard the BOOM! Needless to say I am persona non grata with that frat now  |
"The Emperor... wants to control outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental difference between the good and bad sides of the Force.*blown minds* I don't know where it comes sometimes. It frightens me." |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 9:29:11 PM #35842 |
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PussyLiqour Member 'Pussy "Owner"' Level 7 Posts: 1,068 Submissions: 12 | Nobody tried to stop you, or anything? |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 9:33:54 PM #35844 |
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BLOOD Member 'Oh yeah basically fuck yeah' Level 11 Posts: 383 Submissions: 17 | No, because like 5 min previous this kid named Chad pretended to throw it in but stopped short. That's when the other kid decided to burn the coach but was DOIN IT RONG. So I stepped up to the plate, I think most of em thought I was gonna stop short too, like set it down next to the fire or something, but I heaved that cocksucker in. |
"The Emperor... wants to control outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental difference between the good and bad sides of the Force.*blown minds* I don't know where it comes sometimes. It frightens me." |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:04:11 PM #35856 |
 graboid90 Soldier 'Bandersnatch' Level 20 Posts: 798 Submissions: 10 | I used to do long distance relationships with chicks I met on a forum I was getting ready to troll. The stupid part is that I kept them going  |
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:18:26 PM #35871 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | I can think of some very stupid things that I've done. 1) Racing an SRT-10 Dodge Ram down the highway at around 10pm at night. I was in my Mustang at the time, with the needle buried at 150mph (removed the electronic governor). Dumb move because we're talking turns and all, and if a tire were to blow out at that speed, could have easily have ended myself. 2) Lighting a Port a Potty on fire that was directly across the street from a fire station (hey, at least they didn't have to drive far to put it out) 3) Throwing shit (literally, my shit) at someone over a bathroom stall when I was 12, hitting them in the face, then having my parents find out because the kid got a visual on my brother and I. 4) Shooting cars driving by with Roman Candles. 5) Taking D size batteries, packing snow around them, and throwing them at cars driving by. That's just some of the stupid things that I've done. Granted, it's funny to tell the stories but looking back it was really dumb to do. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:19:47 PM #35872 |
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BLOOD Member 'Oh yeah basically fuck yeah' Level 11 Posts: 383 Submissions: 17 | Another story that comes to my mind is when I almost got busted for shoplifting a Starburst from 7-11. Now I was only in 8th grade, walked into the store and went to the candy aisle. Put the starburst in my pocket and walked the long way around the store to the exit so I wouldn't have to go by the cashier. Well, she saw me and stopped me at the door, grabbed my sweatshirt and demanded the starburst. When I handed it over, she began dragging me to the back of the store, making her intentions obvious by repeating "I call Police! I call Police!" over and over. I wasn't having that! I gave her a shove and she flew off me and I ran out the door and onto my bike and rode away into the sunset! |
"The Emperor... wants to control outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental difference between the good and bad sides of the Force.*blown minds* I don't know where it comes sometimes. It frightens me." |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:26:43 PM #35876 |
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mrjesus Member '♪ ♫ ♪ ♫' Level 15 Posts: 210 Submissions: 12 | Quote: 3) Throwing shit (literally, my shit) at someone over a bathroom stall when I was 12, hitting them in the face, then having my parents find out because the kid got a visual on my brother and I.I lolled, reminds of the time I was in an crummy park, and I took a fat dump on the water tower for no purpose at all. I didn't have any toilet paper so I wiped with a twig. After pulling my pants up I realized two girls were looking across the park. Felt good man. |
I love this forum, except for mrjesus. What a dick. |
| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:40:34 PM #35888 |
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PussyLiqour Member 'Pussy "Owner"' Level 7 Posts: 1,068 Submissions: 12 | Quote: I didn't have any toilet paper so I wiped with a twig.reactionface.jpg |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:40:59 PM #35890 |
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Dodge Site Admin 'Open foot, insert mouth' Level 19 Posts: 1,914 Submissions: 51 |  |
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| Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 10:48:48 PM #35893 |
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 4:18:27 AM #35944 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | Quote: 3) Throwing shit (literally, my shit) at someone over a bathroom stall when I was 12, hitting them in the face, then having my parents find out because the kid got a visual on my brother and I.I'm at work and couldnt help but burst out laughing when I read that, but since I'm supposed to be working I tried to turn it into a cough. I think my colleagues now think I'm deranged.  Some pretty crazy story guys! |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |