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| Monday, January 19th, 2009 at 11:10:44 PM #11179 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?br /> The blonde said it was hers. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said. The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.br /> The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.br /> 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.' The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!br />- - - - - The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog. |
| Monday, January 19th, 2009 at 11:11:48 PM #11180 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | Lawl i r teh funnieness  |
| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 at 12:46:06 AM #11181 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137  | That was kind of funny. |
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| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 at 1:01:28 AM #11182 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | 6/10 Blonde jokes dont usually get me... |
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| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 at 4:42:41 PM #11215 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | I have actually never heard that one before. That was horrible in a funny ha ha sort of way. |