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| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:13:44 PM #35431 |
 Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,307 Submissions: 38  | ITS TIME TO GO DOWN, THIS BE A THROW DOWN DOES ANYBODY WANT TO TAKE ME ON? JUST LAY YOUR FLOW DOWN KEEP YA POSTS ORGANISED AND SERIOUS THOUGH THIS POST PROB'LY MADE YALL DELIRIOUS ITS MY RAP SKILLS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET THAT I'M JUST THE MASTA, YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN' YET. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:16:04 PM #35432 |
 PeteyMax Member Level 6 Posts: 213 Submissions: 9 | Your rhymes mean nothing to me I'll drop them on the floor and on their face I'll pee That rhyme was bad, yeah I know But my big cock, is that you can blow. |
I love this forum, except for . What a dick. Uses [view] tag. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:28:49 PM #35435 |
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Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,307 Submissions: 38 | Don't drop my rhymes, thats just disrespectin Your mom's got disinfectant in her rectum Just like Jackie chan ill be tryin to intercept 'em Bad guys with skin tone's completely off the spectrum. |
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| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:33:17 PM #35436 |
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PeteyMax Member Level 6 Posts: 213 Submissions: 9 | Don't talk about my mom, you dirty little dick rag my mom may have that, but yours is a dirty hag. the ones I usually see, in dirty porno mags. |
I love this forum, except for . What a dick. Uses [view] tag. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:35:56 PM #35437 |
 teh1337 Member Level 10 Posts: 2,355 | Nate Higgers gets tricks Ace high, bitches wild i'm breaking bad but versatile the next great, its check mate I'm writing PHP like Flocabulary Don't say shit, its just flattery |
I love men. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:39:47 PM #35438 |
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PeteyMax Member Level 6 Posts: 213 Submissions: 9 | Where is everyone? Guess they are hidinbr />Cause Mine and Haromans Ryhmes are totally fucking blindinbr />I know I'm shit, no need to tell me At least I can rhyme, like I learnt when I was three. |
Post last edited by PeteyMax on Monday, March 8, 2010 at 5:41:17 PM I love this forum, except for . What a dick. Uses [view] tag. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:42:29 PM #35439 |
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Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,307 Submissions: 38 | Dont rap with the apostrophes right before your line break That shit don't fool Toasty, his patches make your mind shake Like a fat man getting out of bed late That shits bound to cause an earthquake. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:48:24 PM #35441 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,925 Submissions: 95 | Yo nigga who you jokin?When Im done with this little ryhme, your ego's smokin' I'm skilled like a ninja fuckin samurai don't believe i'll whip my dick out and stick it in your eye |
Post last edited by Indy on Monday, March 8, 2010 at 5:49:04 PM Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 5:50:33 PM #35443 |
 mrjesus Member '♪ ♫ ♪ ♫' Level 15 Posts: 210 Submissions: 12 | This shit is for preschool, ya'll are too minuscule, so let this be a test, don't worry I won't make it too hard so your heads wont't get compressed, instead I'll bludgeon them with my wicked tongue which creeps through a dungeon full of livid faces among the kung-fu chicken that weeps through the night. Yeah... |
I love this forum, except for mrjesus. What a dick. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 6:27:00 PM #35448 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | Yo, Yo... Coopz got the floor, so shut yer face bitches, Unless y'all wanna get a face full of stitches. I'll paint the walls with your blood and your guts, Laughing with sick pleasure as it bursts from your cuts. I won't refrain, From painting your name, On the walls in your blood stain, As you scream and writhe in pain. My rhymes are confrontational, Sick but inspirational, My warranty's expired, Mind full of sick desires. You don't wanna start shit, When you can't finish it. I think my rhyme is done, So please, excuse me, I'm away to fuck your mom... (Boo-yah!  ) |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 6:58:58 PM #35462 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | Oooh, did I scare everyone away? |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 7:08:17 PM #35463 |
 igloo Member 'Jockin' the Bitches' Level 10 Posts: 471 Submissions: 15 | Nigga. WHAT. |
"Wanderlei Silva, that guy hates skulls" |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 7:18:41 PM #35466 |
 Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | You know nothing can scare Pyro451, Not nothin, not anyone. You see me on tha street, you think your thug, your gonna go beat up on some new meat, you wrong, ill kick your ass to hong kong. Bitch, you best be listening to me, cause if you dont, all your gonna see, is blood on the walls, i got giant-sized balls, You dont wanna fight, just run away, call that a night, like the little bitch you are, I'll smell your little bitch ass from afar, and then, if your lucky, youll only have a scar, but youll know that no one, not a Indy, mrjusus, not a punk-ass coopz, not a haroman, peteymax, or that little bitch named teh1337, Can match my rhymes, my beat, Not now, not any time, From the master of rhyme, Pyro451, yo. I got to go, cause these little bitches know, I just schooled them, like a pro. Peace. |
Post last edited by Pyro451 on Monday, March 8, 2010 at 7:28:55 PM PYRO451 LOVES YOU  ERROR: PYRO451 HATES YOU |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 7:32:13 PM #35470 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,397 Submissions: 113 | I concede, I can see, You're better At this than me. I prefer my rhyme, but it took a lot of time, You seem to have the flow, So I think that I should go. To bed. Coopz out, peace nigga! |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 8:46:25 PM #35482 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Holy shit, 8 Mile, YN edition! |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 8:57:06 PM #35486 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | To see my musical perversiness check out my parody of "Light My Fire", in which I make fun of a colored guy named Richard Pryor, I make fun of Apes driving Caprices with a dealer installed deep fryer, and how they never work so how the fuck are they going to retire? I have more crossed wires than a house built by an illegal border jumper I like checking out the "Hawt Chick thread" and making comments like "I want to pump her" Or fill there ass cheeks full of semen so that their rear end looks plumper or take them home, shit on their chest, don't even pull out before I nut, and promptly dump her. Even if I wasn't a pervert I'd still suffer from Tourette's and make small penis jokes about guys that drive Vipers and Corvettes, because if we can't make fun ourselves "then what the fuck are we doing here?" I suck at this shit, I'm done, now it's your turn Bier. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at 12:10:01 AM #35552 |
 BLOOD Member 'Oh yeah basically fuck yeah' Level 11 Posts: 383 Submissions: 17 | Sidenote: I was extremely high when I wrote this, the best example of a parody of hip hop cliches I could come up with on short notice. Roll a fine line of pine in the Dutch The dank—much, the lighter—clutch Just chillin' with my niggas smoking blunts all day Snortin' yay, crushin' roaches in the ash tray I say, you might bag a gram but you’ll never B.A.G. (be a G…get it??) Like Kobe to Michael, you’ll never equal me The weight I push, the pounds of kush Comin’ ‘cross the border and rollin' out my back door My scale is creakin' but I ain’t getting fat My pockets are though so my accountant handles that Like Sam Giancana did, I do me And what he made, I made 3 |
"The Emperor... wants to control outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental difference between the good and bad sides of the Force.*blown minds* I don't know where it comes sometimes. It frightens me."  |
| Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at 1:32:11 AM #35571 |
 AE Member 'Albino Ethiopian' Level 19 Posts: 1,013 Submissions: 18 | I'm Father Marcus bitch and I'm posting in this thread Rollin' three alter-boys deep - just like the Bible said I'm preachin' to the masses from my pulpit through my sermons To hate all those not Christian, white, or those who wear a turban Burn the heathens, churn their bones, make sure the body's squirminbr />I couldn't hate those different more unless I was a German Burn in hell - for drinking, smoking, sex, or rolling dice Bomb abortion clinics - and spread the love of Jesus Christ. Amen, bitch. |
 is a homo. Uses [view] tag. |
| Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at 1:37:44 AM #35572 |
 ColinFiat Site Admin 'JavaScript' Level 26 Posts: 1,301 Submissions: 85 | That's pretty effective AE; I like it. |
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| Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at 1:54:30 AM #35576 |
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teh1337 Member Level 10 Posts: 2,355 | Nate Higgers comes out to play bro. Death Bro on call like Dr. Lector Schoolin' bitches so hard shit sounds like a lecture Feelin' like Dexter makin' blood patterns mist Rapin' all these posers bro you'd swear i had a hit list I'm busy kickin' flows and stoppin' shows Fuckin' bitches, killin' ho's No Auto-tune when i make these bitches scream Death bro comin' at you like the Globetrotters dream-team |
Post last edited by teh1337 on Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 2:08:25 AM I love men. |