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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 4:38:27 PM #19440 |
 ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66  | In the sex ed unit today I almost passed out. We were learning about the vagina, and it was pretty nasty hearing about the skin breaking when virgins have sex and shit. Anyways, this one girl passed out, nailed her head on the floor, and cried for about 3 seconds when she passed out, but woke up normal... it was the weirdest fucking thing ever. Anyways, after seeing this, I started to get light headed and started sweating like crazy. The teacher notices and asks me if I'm alright, I just say I don't feel good. Then he told me to sit some way and shit and it actually helped and I gained some color in my face back. It was pretty embarrassing for me. Well not really, cause the attention was all on the girl who feinted. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 4:52:50 PM #19442 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113 | lmao, that is pretty funny!  Glad you didn't faint too though, that would have been bad, lol. |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 6:09:30 PM #19443 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | lol, I remember sex ed, some of the questions people asked were hilarious. "If I get a boner, does that make me a pervert" |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 6:32:23 PM #19445 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | I almost passed out in my health class once too. This guy was describing, in vivid detail, how he cut through his own arm with a dull pocket knife. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 6:43:18 PM #19446 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | What the fuck do they teach you kiddies now adays? Most girls don't have a cherry when you fuck em anymore anyway, between active sports, tampons and dildos that shit gets torn early on. Its not somethin thats hugely gross, its just somethin youn gotta be gentle with. Fuck, we had the Miracle of Life videos, herpes and shankers. |
| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 7:03:27 PM #19448 |
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Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | we had a picture book which looked like the teacher took the pictures with a 10mm camera, they were disgusting. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 8:50:15 PM #19449 |
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Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113 | Quote: This guy was describing, in vivid detail, how he cut through his own arm with a dull pocket knife.lol, reminds me of this one time in french class where this guy at our table (kinda wierd, hard-ass guy) got sent to a different table cause he was being a shit. Me and the guy I was sitting with kept looking over at him, he was just sitting there looking all moody and depressed. Staring at us, and us staring back, he reached down, pulled a razor blade miraculously from thin air (well, I don't remember where he got it from, lol), and proceeded to slit his forearm from elbow to wrist. He was pressing fairly hard too. He just stared at us the whole time. Upon talking to him about this months later, I found out that he'd meant to hold the other side of the razor blade to his arm and just pretend that he was doing it. |
Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 9:26:02 PM #19451 |
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DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Quote: Upon talking to him about this months later, I found out that he'd meant to hold the other side of the razor blade to his arm and just pretend that he was doing it.What a moron. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 9:32:53 PM #19452 |
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ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | Quote USER: Upon talking to him about this months later, I found out that he'd meant to hold the other side of the razor blade to his arm and just pretend that he was doing it.Hahahahaha. What a retard! |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 9:52:38 PM #19453 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | lol@fainting over vagina. Quote: Upon talking to him about this months later, I found out that he'd meant to hold the other side of the razor blade to his arm and just pretend that he was doing it. That's funny, what a complete idiot. I think I'd know the difference between the sharp side, and the other side. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 10:31:31 PM #19454 |
 spaghettifier Member 'Physics Master' Level 6 Posts: 257 Submissions: 6 | I also used to pass out in health class, but that was completely out of boredom, not disgust. We spent a large part of it tlking bout drugs and nutrition. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 10:43:51 PM #19455 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Quote: Upon talking to him about this months later, I found out that he'd meant to hold the other side of the razor blade to his arm and just pretend that he was doing it.Wow, and I thought the bitch in high school that stuck a paper clip in the outlet was fuckin dumb |
| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 11:51:30 PM #19456 |
| Kennected Removed Account | oh major lolz at these tales. Sex? ...lol.. wtf is that? COGs such as I know nothing of this thing you call 'sex'. Quote USER: "If I get a boner, does that make me a pervert"LMAO... ONLY IF: this were to happen while you're standing there in your grandmother's house, and she's just told you how handsome you look in those new trousers. IF it happens then? ..then I think you got some hard questions to ask yourself. |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 1:40:21 AM #19467 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Quote USER: Upon talking to him about this months later, I found out that he'd meant to hold the other side of the razor blade to his arm and just pretend that he was doing it.Wouldnt you feel it? |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 1:50:12 AM #19468 |
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DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Quote: Wouldnt you feel it?he couldn't back out once he had started. That would make him a pansy. |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 3:09:35 AM #19474 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Man, back when I was in Health class in high school, we were showed a video where 2 people were playing "smuggle the sausage", and when the guy was thrusting in and out of the sausage passage, they had a camera inside the women. What was really disturbing is when the guy shot his load, and they showed it in slow motion (internal penis cam or something) as it was shooting out. I wish I was making this up, but it was very disturbing. They actually divided the class up between the sexes, and had each group watch a different video. That and the testicular cancer video freaked me the fuck out. It was borderline rated X shit. |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 3:38:48 AM #19475 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Quote USER: It was borderline rated X shit.Sounds hot. But seriously, how long ago was this?!? i mean seriously, you'd never get away with that nowadays... In fact, i wanna see it now... |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 3:59:05 AM #19476 |
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DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Quote: nd when the guy was thrusting in and out of the sausage passage, they had a camera inside the women. What was really disturbing is when the guy shot his load, and they showed it in slow motion (internal penis cam or something) as it was shooting out.I've seen a clip just like that. In fact I searched for it and found it so I can show you guys. LINK That is in fact porn, so it is not safe for work. |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 4:10:36 AM #19479 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | LOL! That is the bomb, with they showed that in my school! |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 4:15:48 AM #19481 |
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MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | It was about 12 years ago that I saw that in school. Beginning of Junior year. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |