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| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 6:11:07 AM #11359 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | SCHOOL - 1959 vs. 2009 Scenario : Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns. 2009 - School goes into lock down, Star Force called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1959 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2009 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Robbie has a disability. Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1959 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. 2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario : Pedro fails high school English. 1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest. 1959 - Ants die. 2009- Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario : Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 4:30:48 PM #11363 |
 Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16  | that and now the whites and blacks can sit beside each other |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 5:19:33 PM #11372 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Lol^ that made me laugh TT and DH ^ |
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| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 5:31:50 PM #11376 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | LMAO even tho I shouldnt be because its so freakin true. Back then, I walked 5 miles to school, in 3 feet of snow, barefoot, up hill both ways. Now you lazy little bastards have school buses that pick you up when you live close enough to spit on the building! |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 5:39:45 PM #11381 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Hey! ... ... you're right... But now you're sounding like my grandmother. |
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| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 7:16:16 PM #11383 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | Isn't this the fucking truth. |
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| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 7:20:51 PM #11384 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Quote: But now you're sounding like my grandmother.Well I AM old!  |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 7:22:13 PM #11385 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Too much of the truth for me... When did we lose our sence of humor... |
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| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 7:39:35 PM #11386 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Who lost their sense of humor? |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 7:48:04 PM #11387 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | The people of authority... Basicly, Watch this video and you get what I mean. Edit By: BaboonAss Removed Broken Link to old video 5-6-09 |
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| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 8:08:12 PM #11388 |
| DeathMagnet Removed Account | Good job thats halarious and sense of humour has been lost over the years |
Thats what she said! |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 10:05:22 PM #11392 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | the sad thing is, for things I wouldn't have even got in trouble for my newphew has got suspended over |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 11:03:38 PM #11394 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Examples? |
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 7:24:54 AM #11423 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | Quote USER: Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.Lawl i love that one. |
| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 6:12:32 PM #11438 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Where did you find this? |
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 7:02:49 PM #11446 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | It was up my ass and around the corner  |
| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 7:46:52 PM #11452 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Damn they dont have an emoticon for the face I pulled when i read that... |
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 9:14:27 PM #11459 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | well, right in front of my principal i told a kid named wetzle that I'd blow his brains out but my eye sight is poor and I can't hit small targets....all i got was a laugh James got in a fight and made the msitake of saying something like he was gonna kill someone after words and got a 3 day suspenstion |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 9:30:46 PM #11469 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Schools fuckin suck. Let the kids kill each other....its called taking poor swimmers out of the gene pool. |
| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 9:32:21 PM #11473 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | as a natural shark BBH knows this |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |