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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 10:21:38 PM #11502 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | 'Well you see, youn00b, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, youn00b, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' I KNEW IT. Also NO SOUP FOR YOU! |
| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 10:35:24 PM #11504 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137  | Thats a backwards theory, but its funny. |
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 10:40:31 PM #11506 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | lol "not a userbar" Anyway i reckon it might be true...............even if it's not i'm still gonna pretend it's true. |
| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 10:44:13 PM #11507 |
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DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | I was just reading some stuff about this: Quote: Moderate drinking doesn’t kill brain cells but helps the brain function better into old age.But... Quote: Of course, years of alcohol abuse can cause serious neurological damage, including Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. Harm can be done to message-carrying dendrites on neurons in the cerebellum, a part of the brain involved in learning and physical coordination. But even in such extreme cases, there’s a lack of evidence that alcohol kills brain cells. |
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 10:48:24 PM #11508 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | Proffesor DLB all hail Hitle...i mean DLB........honest. Quote Hitler: Moderate drinking doesn’t kill brain cells but helps the brain function better into old age.sweet. |
| Saturday, January 24th, 2009 at 12:04:06 AM #11511 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Lol, TT am i gonna have to pull your fingures off to make you stop saying 'NO SOUP FOR YOU' |
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| Saturday, January 24th, 2009 at 12:17:38 AM #11512 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | Quote bezerk: finguresWhere are these " fingures" you speak of? and how do i get them? Also i remembered the "NO SOUP FOR YOU" from Seinfeild,you know the soup nazi? When i get my sig back thats what it's going to be. |
| Saturday, January 24th, 2009 at 3:17:37 AM #11518 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Show me the statistics on pot!! |
| Saturday, January 24th, 2009 at 4:10:46 AM #11528 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Uhh, what stats? |
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| Saturday, January 24th, 2009 at 10:48:21 AM #11537 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | Quote: Lol, TT am i gonna have to pull your fingures off to make you stop saying 'NO SOUP FOR YOU/div>Ask Dh what I did to his "well-played" phrase he used in the past. I can do it again... Although this topic is humorous, I was really hoping for an insightful debate. |
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| Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 4:16:04 AM #11544 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Its stange how the brain works... Natural selection? The people with the most slow brain cells rise above others? |
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| Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 4:30:04 AM #11552 |
| twistedtransistor Removed Account | NO BA DON'T i like it  |
| Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 4:31:12 AM #11553 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | TT, who else has catchphrases?!? |
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| Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 4:21:34 PM #11570 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Quote: The people with the most slow brain cells rise above others?It certainly seems so. There has been a drastic, noticeable "dumbing down" of humans the past several generations. |
| Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 4:39:15 PM #11578 |
| Mendric Removed Account | Quote: 'And that, YouN00b, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers./div>you know how drawkcab of a statement that is, depends on the person what happens after a few beers... i'm a smart person but not that talkative. i get a few beers in me and i dont feel smarter i get chattier. |
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| Sunday, January 25th, 2009 at 5:35:09 PM #11586 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Lol, I once did speed with a friend of mine, he just would not shut up. It was so annoying, never doing that again, kids. |
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