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  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:25:34 PM #30879
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WARNING: MUCH BUTTHURT AND RANTING TAKING PLACE.

Anyway, i work EVERY WEEKEND, Friday and Saturday, 9pm to 6am. I have no social life. So, requested by my friends, and i completely agree, i requested off 3 saturdays to chill with them. This is the first saturday.

So we had this plan, me and 3 of my buddies go to my friend joshes house with our laptops, probably LAN some starcraft, and get shitfaced. So i came home from work this morning, texted him asking "Are we still on for tonight bro?"

Sure enough, no answer. I slept from 11am to 4pm, woke up, my phone had no texts from him. I thought, meh, maybe hes just sleeping. I go on facebook, he sets his status as "Hanging with katlyn and her family". So i text him saying "So much for hanging out."

Now a little backstory. He's the type of guy that thinks he has to be in a relationship. This girl named Kaitlyn or whatever likes "nerdy guys", so he goes out and gets glasses, dresses in plaid and brags to everyone how hes OMG SO LEET BRO, how he built his own computer (WHICH I BUILT Member Added Image), he codes websites (i asked him how to bold text, he said idk lol) and he can fix any computer problem. In reality, he's a fucking retard who couldnt get his computer to turn on, come to find out he didnt have the power supply plugged in, because he was "installing" his graphics card (which i had to do anyway). So he lies to everyone, and i saw his facebook one time with a quiz thing that asks "what are you best at?" he put "computers/coding". Underneath that, he had at least 6 comments saying OMG SO TRU. So i comment it saying "(facepalm)". It gets deleted.

Anyway, back to the rant. After i get no reply, i text him calling him a faggot, a phony, and an overall cock. No reply. I call my other friends, they pretty much side with him.

I'm contemplating an heroing, or just destroying his facebook/myspace whatever.

Post last edited by teh1337 on Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:26:46 PM
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:28:09 PM #30881
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The latter option would be awesome.

Dead End Exploration

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:30:30 PM #30882
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Shit dude, I know so many people like that. The "sew l33t" kind of people, sounds like a prick, people change so fast it's hard to keep up. I can't say I've ever experienced anything like that, I have a friend who always blows us off for his girlfriend, but I'm still friends with him.

Though I'm sort of in that situation tonight, a good friend of mine is having a house party, he didn't tell me about it and when I asked him he said "well its with my other group of friends" like he's embarrassed about me, and then proceeds to say "sorry but there's too many people coming already".

Fuck people.

Point out his incompetence at any point you can, anything he claims he knows, school him on it in public places.

Deny! Deny! Deny!
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:36:33 PM #30886
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I'm afraid if i talk to him at all, i'll end up fucking raging on him, and go to his house and stab him with a fork.
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:48:05 PM #30890
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God-dammit. I know I don't come here often, but I really hate seeing /b/tards outside of 4chan.

"I am the zen master."
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:50:52 PM #30891
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Forks are inefficient at stabbing people

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  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:52:56 PM #30892
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Yeah, melonballers are where it's at.

And for the record, all my friends with girlfriends piss the shit out of me, too. Especially the ones that shouldn't be together.

"I am the zen master."
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:52:57 PM #30893
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Cut him with a linoleum knife.

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  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:55:27 PM #30894
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Do something to his girl's PC so she has to ask him to fix it.

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  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 7:19:21 PM #30901
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Quote Sp00k:
God-dammit. I know I don't come here often, but I really hate seeing /b/tards outside of 4chan.


What?
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 7:24:28 PM #30904
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I told you I'd drop by your store one day, as long as I got a free pizza.

I'd probably rub my balls all over the bathroom and have you clean it though.
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 7:37:08 PM #30909
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>implying i would clean it
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 7:42:14 PM #30911
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I'd tell on you.
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 8:05:36 PM #30913
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Quote:
i text him calling him a faggot

I lolled.
Instead of texting him that thought, I would've been quiet and silently destroyed his life by stealing his internet passwords and posting gay porn on his profile. A classic move.

I love this forum, except for mrjesus. What a dick.
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 8:57:18 PM #30927
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I had friends like that, until I realized they were douche bags and then I got normal friends who were actually nice people, and fun to hang around with.

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  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 9:09:34 PM #30931
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All of my IRL guy buddies are all tools.
  Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 9:31:03 PM #30933
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All my friends are either nerds or stoners. And the occasional average person. Also, about 4 hot chicks. I've never had friends like that. If they did shit like that, thye wouldn't be my friends. So, my advice to you, is to up your standards a little.

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  Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 12:45:36 AM #30968
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So, there was no real need for quotation marks.

I'll admit to having great friends, I emphasize the great. Me and me friends, maybe a small close group of around 10 of us always have a blast. Just tonight, Ran threw a couple games of pong, and a half an o of some good mari-huwanna. As we do every single night, Sheeit. Last night I took a muscle relaxer along with my fair share of alcohol and a couple blunts in and went upstairs and had insanely fucked up sex with my girlfriend.

Point is, people like that have no place in your life.
Come chill with me and my friends and enjoy yourself like you have hair on your nuts.

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  Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 3:37:12 AM #30992
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I wulda physically face palmed the ass whole that or revel the truth >:D

Rotfl ;D
  Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 6:39:46 AM #31002
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People suck,kill 'em all.

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