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| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 7:59:05 PM #30740 |
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Tommyboy Member '"Fat Bastard"'
Level 21 Posts: 80 YeN: 598,754 |
While playing my drums tonight, I looked over and saw an old cigar butt in the ashtray by my drum set. Mind you, I haven’t smoked in quite some time. Did I give in and light it up? Could I resist the earthly pleasures of what was once one of the finest cigars a human could buy? I lit that mother up and let me tell you brothers and sisters, it was most satisfying. It was like meeting an old long lost friend, like Pam Anderson naked, rubbing her body all over me, a piece of me has returned, you know, that kind of shit. Will I start to smoke now? The answer is no, I just wanted to try it again and now I see that I can beat the beast that is tobacco. |
Yeah,.... well bite me. |
| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 8:33:30 PM #30747 |
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mrjesus Member
Level 4 Posts: 65 Submissions: 7 YeN: 2,579 |
That's pretty cool if you're 12 You know what's really badass? Finding a corpse in the gutter, which WAS my old long lost friend. Poor chap, he was a nice guy. |
Feels good man |
| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 8:38:43 PM #30748 |
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TheMoon Member
Level 4 Posts: 48 Submissions: 4 YeN: 2,467 |
stay smart, and most importantly stay healthy. |
| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 9:21:41 PM #30757 |
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Toasty SysOp
Level 100 Posts: 1,234 Submissions: 22 YeN: 83,887,120 |
I always liked the hand-rolled "backwoods" brand, but they're shitty when even slightly stale. |
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| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 9:33:01 PM #30759 |
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ecko Member 'MMA Expert'
Level 26 Posts: 1,575 Submissions: 64 YeN: 5,059,627 |
I honestly never got the point of cigars. I mean, what's the purpose? Is it relaxing? |
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| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 9:38:15 PM #30761 |
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igloo Member
Level 7 Posts: 191 Submissions: 13 YeN: 20,872 |
What are some nice cigars, tommyboy? |
| Friday, February 5, 2010 at 10:02:33 PM #30768 |
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PussyLiqour Member 'Pussy "Owner"'
Level 7 Posts: 611 Submissions: 13 YeN: 24,075 |
I'm not sure I got that Tommy. You inhaled the cigar? You're not supposed to inhale. |
| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 5:44:46 AM #30796 |
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DaddySpook Graphics Guru 'We Are The People'
Level 14 Posts: 528 Submissions: 51 YeN: 822,110 |
I like the odd cigar now and again,I don't smoke them as much now since the smoking ban came in because they are best with a pint of lager. On the Subject of smoking,I intend to give up on the 1114th of February and this time it will hopefully be for longer than 3 days. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 5:57:16 AM #30800 |
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haroman Member 'herp'
Level 15 Posts: 637 Submissions: 44 YeN: 49,795 |
Quote ecko: I honestly never got the point of cigars. I mean, what's the purpose? Is it relaxing?This - What IS it with cigars? Personally I've never even tried one, so i wouldn't know. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 10:20:52 AM #30816 |
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Coopz Site Admin 'Sux2bMe'
Level 25 Posts: 1,251 Submissions: 82 YeN: 4,370,348 |
PL, he never said he inhaled it... did he? I remember when you stopped TommyBoy- at least, I'm pretty sure it was you. Well done for staying stopped, and for even sticking to your convictions of beating the beast even after having a tantalising taste of your cigar. I stopped smoking just over a month ago. I had a few joints last night, a couple of pipes last week, and smoked a few cigarettes when I was out at the pub a couple of weeks ago. That's ok though, because when I stopped I made the deal with myself that I'm still allowed to smoke cannabis, just not half as much as I did before, and that I'd be allowed to smoke on nights out at the pub. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 10:26:12 AM #30817 |
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Toasty SysOp
Level 100 Posts: 1,234 Submissions: 22 YeN: 83,887,120 |
Quote: I honestly never got the point of cigars. I mean, what's the purpose? Is it relaxing?This - What IS it with cigars? Personally I've never even tried one, so i wouldn't know. It's rare that I smoke cigars anymore, but they're not really "chemically relaxing." (per-se). You do get some nicotine from having the smoke in your mouth, and some of it does makes its way into your lungs. It depends on the cigar, but most are smoked for flavor, and some just for social status. (i.e. look at my non-inhalable, oversized cigarette that costs as much as two packs of smokes). The Backwoods ones I mentioned are fairly cheap, but leave a good taste in your mouth. Quote: On the Subject of smoking,I intend to give up on the 1114th of February and this time it will hopefully be for longer than 3 days.If that isn't a typo, then that's when I plan on quitting too. For those who are quitting, or have quit, congratulations! |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 10:35:55 AM #30821 |
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Coopz Site Admin 'Sux2bMe'
Level 25 Posts: 1,251 Submissions: 82 YeN: 4,370,348 |
I remember when I was 16 and had just started working in the local supermarket after school and at weekends. My best friend at the time started there too. We worked all the hours god sent, and in celebration of our first pay packet (which was huge, at least by our standards back then) we decided to smoke cigars on payday (legal smoking age here at the time was 16, it's since been raised to 18). SO on our lunch break from school on payday, we walked to the supermarket we worked at, where we normally went to buy our lunch. I bought the biggest cigar the place had, and my friend had brought one in from home (he had a bit of an ornamental collection which he didn't normally smoke). We casually puffed on these on our walk back to school, strolling along like millionaires. That was a great day, lol. I've smoked a few apart from that, but I'm not really a fan of them. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 3:47:47 PM #30848 |
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Bier Member '-Shwing-'
Level 10 Posts: 492 Submissions: 67 YeN: 217,744 |
Toasty I didn't think anyone else smoked backwoods. No one here does at least. I think they're pretty great had my first pack on new years. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 5:11:45 PM #30859 |
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Pyro451 Member
Level 8 Posts: 362 Submissions: 13 YeN: 3,748 |
Wait, you dont inhale cigars? |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 5:13:58 PM #30860 |
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Bier Member '-Shwing-'
Level 10 Posts: 492 Submissions: 67 YeN: 217,744 |
.... lol ^ srsly dood?? |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 5:20:56 PM #30862 |
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Pyro451 Member
Level 8 Posts: 362 Submissions: 13 YeN: 3,748 |
No, really, I didnn't know that till now. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 6:09:50 PM #30876 |
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PeteyMax Member
Level 5 Posts: 98 Submissions: 5 YeN: 1,854 |
Good for you bro. 'tis a dirty habit that only does bad (apart from the sensational taste) Plus it kills you. Like it killed Uses [view] tag. |
I love this forum, except for . What a dick. Uses [view] tag. |
| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 7:31:28 PM #30908 |
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Toasty SysOp
Level 100 Posts: 1,234 Submissions: 22 YeN: 83,887,120 |
Bier -- Yea, I smoke those on occasion. Good stuff. Pyro -- I hope you're joking. |
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| Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 7:50:39 PM #30912 |
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Pyro451 Member
Level 8 Posts: 362 Submissions: 13 YeN: 3,748 |
No, really. Was this common knowledge? I mean, i had no idea. Reminds me of the time, 2 weeks ago I found out that the singer from Nirvana was dead and everyone on youtube reacted the same way you guys just did. |
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| Monday, February 8, 2010 at 2:29:54 AM #31230 |
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TwistedJ Member
Level 6 Posts: 103 Submissions: 13 YeN: 9,025 |
![]() ^ OMG I facepalmed so hard when I read that...... ![]() Shit.. could a mod please delete double post please! |
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