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| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 5:16:12 PM #29025 |
 Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50  | It was yesterday. I decided to stay after school and smoke with my friends. So, I did. There were about 4 people, in the beginning, then we met up with another person, there were 5. We walked a while, then stopped on someone's porch. Turns out it was one of the person's house, but we were still gonna smoke on his porch, in full view of the neighbors. This girl, she comes out of the house, we ask who she is, turns out she's that guy's GF. So, we all sit down, his GF is sitting about 20 feet from us. This kid pulls out this pipe. I had never seen a pipe like this. it was probably 2 1/2 inches long, mostly metal, and fit a HUGE amount of bud. I take a hit, holding the lighter about half a centimenter away, breathing in. It hurt like hell. I dont know how many hits i took, but god damn, I was high. Everyone took way more then me, especially that kid whose house and GF it was. Now, past this point, I do not remember much. I do remember hitting on the kid's GF, and him not minding. I remember showing everyone this awesome trick, where you suck some butane from the lighter into your mouth, then blow it out into the flame. I remember doing that several times, then burning half of my right eyebrow off. I remember, barely, 4 random sober people coming over, one getting pizza for us, and following us around because "Your all high as hell, and this is gonna be funny as hell to see what you do." Somewhere around this point, that kid and his girlfriend go inside the house and lock the door. We realize that there is a small cuban diner not far away, and that we all were hungry as hell and needed money. So, we proceed to bang on the doors for about 15 minutes. Eventually, one of us calls him, apparently mid-blowjob. We get him to come out, he talks for a while, i forgot about what. The sober guy said that he had 20 bucks on him, but that he needed 10 to go to the movies the next day. So, we went. We walked about 1 1/2 miles before we got to the diner. it was closed, but, luckily, 2 of the people we were with new fluent spanish, so they convinced the owners to open up for a few minutes. We bought a few sandwiches, a bunch of sodas, and a few free fried thingies with chicken in it. I don't entirely remember the way back, but i was told that I had chased and tried to touch some of the many wild ducks just walking next to the street. Several times. so, we went back to the house. 2 people had gone, there was still me, my best friend, and the sober guy. We went back to the house, I did twice as much as before. It was one of those times where you feel good sitting down, but as soon as you get up, YOUR FUCKING FLYING. So, me and my friend walked to the school. The sober guy left, and we met up with the guy whose house it was. He said that because we called him, she didn't fuck him, and he was a little mad about that. We hung around campus for a while, waiting to get picked up. I remember playing guitar hero on my phone, then getting yelled at by a cop for hanging out on school campus for no reason at 6:00, and then lying to him about that. We eventually got home, I dont exactly remember how, I was stoned out of my mind. Inb4 TL:DR & Cool Story Bro: Thats pretty much it. i don't know why i am posting this, I guess I need to tell this to someone who would be interested, in the hopes that some would find it funny. And who could be more interested that a bunch of lifeless computer nerds? |
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| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 5:39:13 PM #29028 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | It was actually a pretty interesting read, to be honest with you. |
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| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 6:28:16 PM #29039 |
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Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | Thanks, it was boring as hell to type though. |
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| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 11:09:56 PM #29097 |
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Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | I almost feel bad that I didn't have the insight to tape it all on my phone. |
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| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 11:11:32 PM #29098 |
 timmydogman Member 'Senator The Long' Level 13 Posts: 453 Submissions: 21 | Why rough day? Sounds like a good day to me. |
| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 11:15:39 PM #29099 |
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Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | I guess you could say that. But I did have to explain why I was missing an eyebrow to my parents, and I was really sore today from walking 3 miles yesterday. |
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| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 11:18:10 PM #29100 |
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timmydogman Member 'Senator The Long' Level 13 Posts: 453 Submissions: 21 | Eh...still. Good bud usually = good day |
| Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 11:19:11 PM #29101 |
 graboid90 Soldier 'Bandersnatch' Level 20 Posts: 812 Submissions: 10 | You kept me awake for a full minute longer than I had planned. Good show, sirrah! I hope you have a more enjoyable day very soon. |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 3:11:08 AM #29152 |
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Str8CaSh Member Level 3 Posts: 76 | sounds lik u were in 4 some ruff anal actualy |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 4:51:32 AM #29161 |
 DaddySpook Member 'We Are The People' Level 26 Posts: 1,606 Submissions: 132 | Cool story bro. Nah it sounds like a good day to me. |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 12:49:35 PM #29195 |
 K1LL3RCL0WN Member 'ASSASSINO!' Level 14 Posts: 651 Submissions: 62 | i like reading long stories on here... keeps me from being bored. |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 2:05:22 PM #29207 |
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SOCIALDecay Member Level 4 Posts: 124 Submissions: 1 | Now, Repeat this day with a ecstasy. Any amount of money says, you wouldn't be sore and by tonight you'll know the secrets of the world. Weed is a waste of time, even though i smoke way more than i should. |
when you've burned all your bridges, swim. |
| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 2:35:25 PM #29218 |
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Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | Just got high again, another weed-induced adventure. I am still high, and I cant really remember good. But, I do remember that we destroyed a hot tub, tagged the entire inside of a shed, and got my friends dog high. And that took 4 hours. We did about 4 bowls together the first time, 2 the second. |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 3:03:41 PM #29229 |
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SOCIALDecay Member Level 4 Posts: 124 Submissions: 1 | I'm not sure about your whole memory loss things. For me, I seem to think clearer under the influence of anything really. I do sudoku puzzles in record fucking time when I'm high yet it gives me a head ache sober. I feel that THC stimulates parts of my mind and makes me even more lazy when I'm not high. Personally, I wish i never started doing drugs. I've done everything you could imagine minus coke crack heroin meth etc. The benefit i gained is just the experiences, Because high adventures are the shit. 3 weeks ago while me and 6 friends were on ecstasy my girlfriend and my best friends girlfriend got matching tatoos of the pills we'd just taken. Drugs in the long run, ruined my motivation and made normal days less fun. When you experience something high it's never as fun sober making you always want to be high. I can't just sit home sober, I HAVE to have something in my system to make the day go by. In total admittance i'm in some shape or form Dependant. Mentally of course, theres no physical addiction It's a matter of not being able to resist my own temptation when things get boring theres always drugs to make it funner. Long run, Try drugs once or twice. Don't make it a habit. Or you'll end up with a half firing mush ball in your head like myself. |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 3:08:32 PM #29233 |
 Source421 Member 'hnnggg' Level 19 Posts: 1,308 Submissions: 38 | Hahaha, sounds like a pretty good day to me actually, apart from that eyebrow shit. Made for an interesting read, to say the least. |
| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 4:09:29 PM #29264 |
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Pyro451 Member 'ToO hARdcoRe foR AA' Level 29 Posts: 1,885 Submissions: 50 | Don't worry, social decay, I only do, max, 6 hits a day. And the hardest drug I ever tried was 400mg. of pure caffeine snorted through a straw. Other than that, keyboard cleaner, but I dont do that stupid shit anymore. I feel I am not dependant, physically or mentally. I only use it on weekends (And sometimes, occasionally, on weekdays). In fact, there are a lot of activities I would rather do sober. |
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| Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 5:00:46 PM #29285 |
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PeteyMax Member Level 6 Posts: 213 Submissions: 9 | Pretty humorous read there. Nice. |
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| Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 6:33:27 PM #29533 |
 Tommyboy Site Admin 'GIMME MOAR YN!!' Level 123 Posts: 781 Submissions: 21 | Damn, that was quite a day. Some of the things you mentioned in your story brought back some memories from my smokin days, good stuff bro. As a suggestion, never interrupt a blow job in progress. |
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| Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 7:53:00 PM #29541 |
 PussyLiqour Member 'Pussy "Owner"' Level 7 Posts: 1,070 Submissions: 12 | I'm not sure how that's awful, when it sounds pretty fun. I laughed at the chasing ducks part. |
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| Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 8:09:07 PM #29543 |
 ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | Tommy, you should post some stories from your smokin' days. I'd be interested in reading them for sure. |
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