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| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 8:05:04 AM #12191 |
| Mendric Removed Account | Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex w ith you... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. ' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. ' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!' Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. |
| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 8:32:22 AM #12197 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227  | Lmfao This is awesome. |
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| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 8:37:54 AM #12200 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Shit, the guy was nice about it, I would have done it all in pesos. Not only would there be a shitload to pick up, but then she'd have to do the currency conversion.  |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 9:55:16 AM #12204 |
 ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | Lmao!!!! Hahahahha. I love the end... "The bastard had all dimes!". |
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| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 12:25:09 PM #12207 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | That was pretty funny. I wish I had that many dimes (without getting fucked by some guy). |
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| Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 5:41:56 PM #12211 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Hahaha, thats fuckin great. I really like stories like that, Articles maybe? |
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| Sunday, February 1st, 2009 at 9:11:17 AM #12228 |
 Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | so where did you c/p that |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Monday, February 2nd, 2009 at 7:44:47 PM #12262 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Haha I've seen that before. I was amused. |
| Monday, February 2nd, 2009 at 8:20:48 PM #12270 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | oh it was funny indeed |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, February 5th, 2009 at 8:32:37 PM #12528 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | Is the pun intended in the name? if not its still funny. |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 7:00:57 AM #13013 |
| Mendric Removed Account | yes the pun was intended and i got it from a person on myspace, i laughed my ass off and decided to share.... by the way I'm back after having a week of no internet. |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 12:46:09 PM #13035 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | welcome back.....next time post your own jokes son |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 3:45:14 PM #13048 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Oh yeah like you've never ripped off a joke a day in your life lol |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 8:24:13 PM #13063 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | do as I say, not as I do |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 8:40:58 PM #13066 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113 | lol, that was good. I don't care if it's original or not, just whether it's new to me and funny is what counts. |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 9:52:22 PM #13080 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | I've read it before but I still cracked a smile |
| Friday, February 13th, 2009 at 4:26:59 AM #13091 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | I think everyone does. |
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