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| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:48:13 AM #12402 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95  | Post your best. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 5:32:43 PM #12441 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | There's a party in my pants, and you're invited! |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:02:17 PM #12448 |
 Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:16:00 PM #12458 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Are your legs tired? You've been running thru my mind all night! |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:22:15 PM #12460 |
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Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | are you a mill worker? because you sure are giving me wood. |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:35:15 PM #12467 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Im like M&Ms baby...I melt in your mouth, not in your hands! |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:58:07 PM #12472 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | your tag showing, it says made in heaven |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 9:23:25 PM #12476 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away! I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 9:24:11 PM #12477 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Oh oh, and the most recent one used on me... "Let me come over after you take him to work." "Why? What would we do?" "You, cutie." |
| Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 11:37:44 PM #12478 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Lol^ did that one work? |
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| Thursday, February 5th, 2009 at 2:07:16 AM #12485 |
| DeathMagnet Removed Account | Are you Jamaican? 'Cause yout 'maican me crazy! |
Thats what she said! |
| Thursday, February 5th, 2009 at 3:10:09 PM #12514 |
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Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | These are all pro. |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Thursday, February 5th, 2009 at 7:05:38 PM #12517 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Quote Bezerk: Lol^ did that one work?Oh helllll no. That guy had the worst game I've ever seen! I wanna bag you like some groceries Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 9:58:16 AM #12565 |
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Darkharbinger Member 'lord of teh lulz' Level 14 Posts: 3,047 Submissions: 16 | i lost my number, can I have yours |
Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 4:07:32 PM #12583 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 5:06:19 PM #12590 |
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Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | ^hehehe, clever. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 5:35:14 PM #12594 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again? |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 6:36:11 PM #12609 |
 Coopz Member 'Penis Size: Massive' Level 35 Posts: 2,398 Submissions: 113 | lol, those are all pretty hilarious. Quote: i lost my number, can I have yoursI used to have a t-shirt with that on it. Me:How much does a polar bear weigh? Her: I don't know... how much does a polar bear weigh? ME: I dunno but it's enough to break the ice, my names Coopz. |
 Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren, Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen. "Mein herz brennt, gib mir kraft." Der kalte Mond in voller Pracht hört die Schreie in der Nacht... und kein Engel steigt herab. |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 7:03:58 PM #12620 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Dude...thats fuckin smooth shit right there. How often does it work? Be unique and different, say yes. |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 at 7:23:07 PM #12625 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | And that is how you lost you're virginity? Quote BBH: Be unique and different, say yes. |
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