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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 12:12:22 PM #24382
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It is a web hosting company that deals primarily with computer-illiterate people. They need someone who has "expertise" in Facebook, to tell the idiots how to use it, and to set up accounts for the idiots.

Also, I'm apparently not allowed to call the customers "idiots" or even communicate directly with them.

The job pays $25.00 an hour.


Now, the problem is, I never use facebook anymore, and to be honest, I am not very good with people or responsibilities.

Should I take the job? I need some honest advice on this.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 12:26:52 PM #24387
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Like I said,it will be as easy as teaching a fish to swim.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 12:33:47 PM #24391
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Yea, if you can figure out how to login to a site, I'm sure you're well prepared to guide people who are that...mentally degraded.

I say go for it, the pay's decent too.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 12:45:58 PM #24392
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Again, I'm not good with stupid people. They just... aggravate me with their ignorance.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 12:54:50 PM #24393
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Dude, facebook is fucking easy. Just login and invite friends etc. Take this job.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 1:44:26 PM #24413
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You could maybe practise by teaching me whats so great about facebook. I recently joined to keep in touch with my sister while shes over in Aus, but i fucking hate it. I really do not like facebook.

But hell, money's money. I'd learn to like it for $25 per hour!

It's up to you though, only you can really tell if you want to try it or not.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 3:43:04 PM #24429
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If you don't take it, I'll do it. I don't even have a facebook, but I'm sure its not hard.

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  Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 4:06:01 PM #24436
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Crap, never mind. She decided that my half-brother would be better for the job, seeing as how he doesn't have his own place, is 28 years old, is living in a shack in the backyard behind my parent's summer house, and has more experience and knows more languages than Toasty here.

So, I am not going to be a mod on ameribiz.net. ;(

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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 10:16:24 AM #24566
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Kill 'em, take the job.


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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 10:30:03 AM #24570
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Quote:
Kill 'em, take the job.


That is what a real man would do :-)

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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 12:42:19 PM #24586
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You're hesitation has become the end of you. How could you show your face after such a disgrace?

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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 1:10:57 PM #24592
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Well, honestly, if that job was support through a website, I doubt their business model.

If somebody can figure out how to request help through a website, they can figure out FaceBook. While it's rather diverse, Facebook does have a simple to use interface.

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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 2:55:27 PM #24602
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Well, the company is mostly spread by word-of-mouth and most customers contact my mom thru the phone before any thing that includes computers happens. Most of the support happens through the phone, and the server the website runs on pretty much only exists as a testing ground, data storage, and for the occasional customer that somehow figured out how to use google and found the site.

It's not even used for data storage anymore, since it was compromised by Chinese hackers.

In fact, Toasty, I don't know if they would, but you would be really useful when it comes to making the server a little more "secure". I mean, these people are idiots. Worse than Monir. Way worse.

Now, I trust all of you not to try to try anything with this website, though.

Capice?

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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 5:47:58 PM #24643
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  Saturday, January 16th, 2010 at 6:17:12 PM #24653
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Its really easy to use. Even my coworkers can use it and theyre like 40

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