Jessica Simpson...

General Discussion

Everybody can Add Topics, Everybody can Reply to this Topic.

Add New Topic Category Index Forum Index
1 2 3 4 5 6
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 5:29:29 PM #12319
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Now...
Member Added Image

Then

Member Added Image


What the fuck happened to her?!

I will no longer fantasize of having sex with her if she stays like this...


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 5:34:33 PM #12323
DarkestAngel
Removed Account

She's not THAT big. I've never found her attractive at all tho.
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 5:41:09 PM #12324
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Still not as hot as she used to be... she's got a nasty look about her now.

I've always found he attractive. I never thought she was "sexy" (she is though), I just think she's very beautiful and pretty, which is what I look for in a woman. That sexy, slutty look is not for me.

Post last edited by ragdoll on Monday, January 1, 2001 at 1:01:01 AM


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 5:53:00 PM #12331
Indy
Indy
Member
'Garburator'
Level 45
Posts: 1,935
Submissions: 95
Indy is Offline

Quote BBH:
I've never found her attractive at all tho.



Me neither.

Deny! Deny! Deny!
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 5:58:17 PM #12332
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Quote:
Me neither.

Indestructable... please don't give me a reason to believe you're gay...


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 5:59:51 PM #12335
Indy
Indy
Member
'Garburator'
Level 45
Posts: 1,935
Submissions: 95
Indy is Offline

hahahah, Don't worry Im not. I honestly just dont find her attractive. She is ok, but nothing special.

Deny! Deny! Deny!
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 6:04:26 PM #12336
DeadLazyBum
DeadLazyBum
Site Admin
'♥'
Level 33
Posts: 2,962
Submissions: 137
DeadLazyBum is Offline

It looks like shes trying to bring "pants that go passed your belly button" back

Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 6:07:43 PM #12339
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Quote:
It looks like shes trying to bring "pants that go passed your belly button" back

Also known as "mom" pants.


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 6:29:07 PM #12344
DarkestAngel
Removed Account

Quote Inde:
Me neither.

Quote Ecko:
Indestructable... please don't give me a reason to believe you're gay...

Gentleman prefer brunettes...Member Added Image

Ew, mom pants. I'm a mom and I dont go anywhere near mom pants!
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 6:37:57 PM #12346
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Quote:
Gentleman prefer brunettes...

Fuck that. EVERYONE knows blonde chicks are the way to go.


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 6:54:12 PM #12354
DarkestAngel
Removed Account

I do anything WAY better than a blond lol
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 6:59:00 PM #12358
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Quote:
I do anything WAY better than a blond lol

Suck dick better? We all know blondes are best at that.


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 8:21:06 PM #12371
DarkestAngel
Removed Account

Um, no. They dont call me Hoover for nothin. I went thru the mortification of 4 ex boyfriends meeting and comparing. But it was unanimous that I was the best head they'd ever gotten.

On second thought, is this something I should be openly bragging about....?

Post last edited by ragdoll on Monday, January 1, 2001 at 1:01:01 AM
  Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 at 8:24:14 PM #12372
Indy
Indy
Member
'Garburator'
Level 45
Posts: 1,935
Submissions: 95
Indy is Offline

Yeah, it is

Deny! Deny! Deny!
  Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 12:59:33 AM #12380
Bezerk
Bezerk
Member
'I Speak The Truth.'
Level 27
Posts: 1,717
Submissions: 82
Bezerk is Offline

Into the brag thread.

Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:20:39 AM #12391
Toasty
Toasty
SysOp
Level 40
Posts: 7,388
Submissions: 227
Toasty is Offline

Quote:
Gentleman prefer brunettes...


Regardless of her hair color, I'd nail THE SHIT out of that. Now, Earlier, Again, tomorrow, right now, in a few seconds, over and over.

Yea, hard.

Member Added Image
  Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 8:27:48 AM #12395
ecko
ecko
Member
'MMA Expert'
Level 27
Posts: 1,782
Submissions: 66
ecko is Offline

Quote:
Regardless of her hair color, I'd nail THE SHIT out of that. Now, Earlier, Again, tomorrow, right now, in a few seconds, over and over.

Yea, hard.

I mean yeah... I'd fuck the shit out of her, but would I prefer it over the then Jessica Simpson?! Hell no! Member Added Image


But then again, BA I'm sure you'd nail anything. I think you're black at heart.


Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
Member Added Image
  Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 9:01:48 AM #12408
MR2Junkie
MR2Junkie
Member
'Cunning Linguist'
Level 21
Posts: 1,709
Submissions: 74
MR2Junkie is Offline

Quote BaboonsBetterHalf:
Um, no. They dont call me Hoover for nothin. I went thru the mortification of 4 ex boyfriends meeting and comparing. But it was unanimous that I was the best head they'd ever gotten.

On second thought, is this something I should be openly bragging about....?


Why not? I've been told by several women that I'm a cunning linguist, and I'd openly brag about it.Member Added Image

Post last edited by ragdoll on Monday, January 1, 2001 at 1:01:01 AM

"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it."

  Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 9:52:12 AM #12415
Toasty
Toasty
SysOp
Level 40
Posts: 7,388
Submissions: 227
Toasty is Offline

I'm sure the two talents of the tongue spoken of here are of two different moral categorizations. Because of these rather important variables, the results of self-portrayal by one's self may have a oppositional and drastic difference. The rewards for such exposition vary so greatly that the perhaps analogous presentation made by yourself may not even be comparable to the previous contribution.

How's that for cunning linguist-ness?

Member Added Image
  Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 3:57:55 PM #12430
Darkharbinger
Darkharbinger
Member
'lord of teh lulz'
Level 14
Posts: 3,047
Submissions: 16
Darkharbinger is Offline

Well said. The content of your post was variatble with both high and low grade points, each one congruent to the next.

Don't EVER try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
1 2 3 4 5 6