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| Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 1:04:31 AM #20593 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227  | I went to a concert (Kenny Chesney's Sun City Carnival or some shit, with Sugarland, Montgomery Gentry, Miranda Lambert, and Lady Antebellum). While there, I was drunk. Very drunk. Towards the last few songs, some skanks were stealing my cowboy hat. I'm pretty sure they had aids. Either way, I ended up drinking one of their beers off of their chest, I think they laced it and now I'm sick as hell. This was about two hours ago. I'm seriously posting on the internet, bragging how I drank beer from some skanks tits. But the main thing is, my stomach is fucking gone. Any ideas what skanks put in drinks these days (short of battery acid?) I will proudly profess that I dropped mad ass directly in front of one of the girl's brother's friends @ her house. Typically, I'd be slightly embarrassed. In that case, I drew attention to the "main event" that was my ass. Soon, after I left, I found out they asked if I was drunk or not. PS: Poo. |
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| Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 1:46:22 AM #20596 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Wow...ummmm...I would think she would not lace her own drink. Was she drinkin it before you got a hold of it? You should have taken Ashley to babysit you. |
| Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 2:15:23 AM #20598 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Damn that sucks. Maybe it was laced with her AIDS and you are getting some weird side effect. |
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| Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 4:18:47 AM #20604 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | How much did you actually drink? It could be hangover? Did you eat straight afterward? |
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| Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 7:28:21 AM #20612 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | IT was probably laced with liquid attractiveness. |
Deny! Deny! Deny! |
| Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 5:22:04 PM #20619 |
 ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | I was going to say it was laced with AIDS last night, but it wouldn't post. Now DLB beat me to it.  |
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| Monday, June 15th, 2009 at 3:15:09 AM #20625 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Were the skanks decent looking? Did you engage in DP? |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Monday, June 15th, 2009 at 12:27:30 PM #20633 |
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ecko Member 'MMA Expert' Level 27 Posts: 1,782 Submissions: 66 | This was your chance to try shit sex... It was your time to shine BA, and you didn't  |
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