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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 9:54:14 AM #19425 |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 10:02:14 AM #19426 |
 spaghettifier Member 'Physics Master' Level 6 Posts: 257 Submissions: 6 | where the hell do you go to walmart? |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 12:03:20 PM #19429 |
| Kennected Removed Account | holy shit..this is SO true! The last time I was forced to go inside that place, I had BINGO in just a little under 13 seconds. When I took my completed winning BINGO card up to the customer service desk to inquire about my prize..some big 700 pound woman just giggled and said ' Oh no hun.. you juss git another BINGO card to fill out!br /> I ran as fast as I could..through all the carts with bent front wheels, through the obviously obese women wearing halter tops that were 3,4 sizes too small..and right through a crowd of 4 year olds, all sporting mullet hair-cuts. Oh yes I ran. "Walmart...Always the scariest shoppers...Always  " |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 2:09:12 PM #19430 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Wal-Marts out here aren't that bad. I've never seen someone with an eye patch in one. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 2:16:28 PM #19434 |
 Indy Member 'Garburator' Level 45 Posts: 1,935 Submissions: 95 | Yeah, Wal-mart here is fairly tame. I wanna see one like this. Reminds me of teacher bingo... You made a 9 by 9 square and filled it with things you think the teacher would say. if you won you had to stand up yell bingo and run out of the room. |
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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 at 6:47:16 PM #19447 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Oh this fits my wal mart perfectly. Except for the buying beer and diapers one cuz you can only get alcohol from a state store. Everything else would take me oh about 10 seconds to find. Especially my wal mart which is the YuppyMart. About 15 mins away is Spickmart. 20m mins the other direction is Prissmart. |
| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 12:24:24 AM #19459 |
| Kennected Removed Account | LMAO @ 'YuppyMart'...'SpickMart' and 'PrissMart'. I can SO totally envision all three specific social sets those describe.lol Indy?... LMFAO @ the Teacher Bingo thing. God dammit, I wished I'd have thought of that back when I was in school still. But then again, back then, the schools were a LOT different and much smaller. Ever see the little old wooden board school from the TV show "Little House On The Prairie"?..lol.. that was my old school. (I graduated with good grades too.. an 'A+' in 'Fetching Water'.. a 'B' in 'Number Cifering'..lol..and a 'C-' in 'Shooing The Chickens Out Of The Classroom'...lol.. gonna go fart some dust now. Who wants to watch me build an instant pyramid? ) |
" So long and thanks for all the fish..." |
| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 12:48:54 AM #19461 |
| DarkestAngel Removed Account | Quote Kennected: I graduated with good grades too.. an 'A+' in 'Fetching Water'.. a 'B' in 'Number Cifering'..lol..and a 'C-' in 'Shooing The Chickens Out Of The Classroom'...lol.. gonna go fart some dust now. |
| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 1:28:14 AM #19462 |
 Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Uhh doesn anyone want to exactly explain what the hell these are? There are no wal*marts in aus... |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 1:52:59 AM #19470 |
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DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Quote: The UK's Sunday Telegraph reported Wal-Mart - valued at $US185 billion ($242 billion) - "is believed to be close to making its first acquisition in Australia".You'll be getting them soon. Its pretty much the redneck store. Basically it has low prices so it knocks out surrounding businesses and forces everyone to shop there. |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 2:56:32 AM #19471 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | I call the place "Ballermart" Mainly because the majority of what I see at the ones by me are the "Aw Hell, they be sellin' subwoofers and TV's in dis bitch" type crowd. |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 4:00:33 AM #19477 |
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Bezerk Member 'I Speak The Truth.' Level 27 Posts: 1,717 Submissions: 82 | Lol, fuck, i dont think i'll be looking forward to it... |
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 5:27:43 AM #19487 |
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Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227 | It's a coon vacuum for sure. |
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