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Trolling is a artform. It takes perfection, dedication and intelligence to be a good troll.

Quote Trolling:
troll v.,n. To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies"; which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling";, a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite.


Although many people troll without actually knowing the term, it is hard to accomplish. A well-constructed post can literally turn a website against each other. A good troll can cause chaos against the community through a variety of posts, but the BEST troll only needs to post once.

Example of a troll post:

Quote teh1337 on rotteneggs:

I hate the xbox 360. Seriously, its laggy, confusing, and the graphics arent even good.

You know why they call it an xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away


With this post, you can generally get at least 3 or 4 morons telling you "OMFG WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, YOU WOULD STILL BE FACING THE XBOX!!!!". You have some-what achieved success.

Some tips on trolling:

- Grammar and spelling are the most important things. You must perfect the use of commas, periods, capitalization and spelling. If you make a mistake, try to play it off as a troll. I.E

Quote you:
Learn to fucking spell you idiot. Your the stupidest person ever.

Quote trolled:
HAHAHA, SMART ONE! YOU MISSPELLED YOU'RE!

Quote you:
No i didnt. i was referring to my belongings, not someone else. Idiot


- Be a grammar/spelling nazi. Corre...

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  Monday, February 1st, 2010 at 12:54:46 PM #29740
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5* bro. Shits so cash - hilarious. Black people are the best trolls!
  Monday, February 1st, 2010 at 8:39:26 PM #29807
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Quote teh1337:
You know why they call it an xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away

No, its because you want to step on it as you exit the room. Damn red ring!
I actually remember that post!

Also, great article.
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  Monday, February 1st, 2010 at 10:36:17 PM #29833
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  Sunday, February 28th, 2010 at 4:43:14 PM #33939
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You should have made this article to actually troll people instead because it would have been funnier watching people trying to figure out how and then being all, "WTF? NONE OF THAT WORKS!" or "THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID! IT'S TOO OBVIOUS!". I figured it would have been much better. Also, I've got to post about trolling kids at my work last night. So good.
  Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 at 4:24:45 PM #35773
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Good article

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