| A Street Punks Guide To Hitch Hiking (MM) | Absinthe Fire Method |
| Submitted On: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 7:07:09 AM |
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DO NOT ATTEMPT: Articles provided here are for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT undertake any project based upon any information obtained on the internet, including this website. We are not responsible for, nor do we assume any liability for, damages resulting from the use of any information on this site. Please read the Legal page for more information. So you just pissed off your parents, and end up getting kicked out of your oh so comfy house. smooth move shithead, now you gotta fend for yourself! This guide will teach you how to: .Get Food and drink .Find Shelter .Stay Warm .Make Some Money Easy Free Food and Drinks In this section, you’ll learn how to keep yourself fed and hydrated for free! You may already know some of these, but some may be new to you, take the word of a former (and soon to be) true street kid. 1. The Receipt Scam As I’m sure most of you already know this, ill just go over the basics, and for those of you who DON’T know of this, read on. The first thing you want to do is pick a restaurant, preferably a fast food joint such as McDonalds, or Burger King. Making sure its a relatively big or busy one is a definite help. Now that you have your place you need to pick a good time to go ahead with your scam. Generally a busier time means less questioning from the employees. A great time is when either a dinner ’rush’ or lunch ’rush’ is happening. Just make sure there are plenty of other customers, and you’ll be fine. Next we need a receipt. Looking in the parking lot, or on the tables of already eaten meals works fine. Try not to get a receipt for 3 meals, and 2 large drinks with 5 sides of fries, as it will seem rather odd for ONE PERSON to have ordered that. Usually i just find one that has one Big Mac and a large drink, and it works perfectly. once you have your recipt, wait in line till it’s your turn. When they ask for your order, POLITLEY tell them there was a mistake on somthing you orderd, and show them the recipt. Say somthing along the lines of "when i orderd this, i asked for no pickles" or "The burger was missing a patty" and they will in most cases appologise for the inconvienience, and quickly order you a new one free of charge. somtimes they will call a manager over, depending on how busy it is (like I said, busy is better) and in most cases, jsut explain your case again, and they’ll gie you what you’re after! FOOD! 2. Convienience stores Now that you are indeed homless, you are free of one thing for sure, a curfew! no more "be in bed by 10:30 johnny!" so how does this help you? SIMPLE! more free food! Most convienience stores, such as Macs and 7/11 carry hot dogs, burgers, and other tasty little bite sized snacks. but at the end of the day, what happens to all that stuff they don’t get to sell? do they really keep it and sell it again like all those cartoons say? nope! that would be against the law. so then, what DO they do? they take all the stuff, sandwhichs, hot dogs and all, put them in a plastic bag, and dump em in a dumpster right outside for the picking! I know half of you are thinking "thats bloody SICK! what the hell?!" but it really isnt, the bags are plastic, and don’t exactly tear open that easily. and beyond that, if you lie out there, i really don’t think you care all that much to begin with. Every day, at 12 midnight, 7/11 will throw out all their bigbites, and sandwhiches (the one near me actually seperatly bags em! thanks guys!) all YOU have to do is simply walk up, open the lid, and grab that big bag of food! 3. Thirsty no more! BY FAR the easiest way to get free drinks, is to take advantage of McDonalds free refills! many of you GUARANTEED know about the "can i get a free water" trick, but this is a little more indepth. When you do that, they will usually just get you a cup of water, and then you empty it, and go back and get a refill of coke, or whatever else your stomach desires. but SOMTIMES they will mark the cup with a W (it’s what they’re actually SUPPOSED to do anyways) to deter your theiving little hands from pulling this off.Besides, they usually give you one of those tiny ass cups that hold no more then a cup of water anyways. how do you get around it? easy! First you have to again walk in during a rush, as it’s the easiest time to do this. Now to GET a drink we’re gonna need a cup. how do you go about getting one? simple! look around on the tables! all those families eating, will eventually get up and go. most of them leave ALL their garbage right there on the table. (a great way to get a reciept might i add) along with their -cups-. "EWWWW gross cooties!" shut the hell up and grab that vessel of life, grab a new lid and star, and you’re set! jsut walk up, get a refill of whatever, and walk out! it’s that simple! Right there are three perfect ways to fill your insatiable appetite for -ZERO- dollars! enjoy that free meal buddy, cause living in the streets DOES get harder!(and colder ;o) A Warm Place to Stay after that big meal, you’re probabley feeling sluggish and tired. so you start to wander home... NOPE! fool! you don’t have a home. now here’s a dilemma. you need a place to sleep, but don’t have a home, and probabley don’t have money for a hotel. what can you do? 1. Warm and Semi-Private I’ve personally done this a few times before i got my bearings out there, and it works pretty well generally. When you’re out wandering the street at 1 am, most likley you’ll run across SOMTHING like an apartment building or whatnot. alot of these (especially in a city) have a nice underground parking lot. what does that mean for you? EASY! think of it as a heated dormatory! it can be hard to find away in, by luck a car might pull out, and you can just run in, but that doesn’t always happen, sooo here’s my method thats works EVERY time. just go to the entrance and walk in! how? easy, just ask for permission! those little elctronic boards that call other people is a godsend to you. just call some random number on it, and if they don’t answer (seeing as it’s late) just use another one untill somone DOES answer. when they do, use a polite oice and tell them "hey im kind of late, and no one in my apartment is answering, and i can’t find my key. I’d rather not be stuck out here for the night, could you let me in?" usually (unless they are a complete prick) they say sure, and buzz you right on in. from there it’s as simple as aking the stairs or eleater to the parking lot, finding a nice cozy little corner, and nodding off to sleep. 2. Cardboard City If you’re stuck out in the streets during the summer, this is a perfect way to stay out of the wind, and even the rain for the most part! not only that, but flat cardboard makes a relativley good bed haha. the easiest way to find some good cardboard is to look in the back of a large store, such as safeway or superstore (last time i was out there, i found 3 HUGE boxes that im pretty sure held multiple freezers) With your new box, you can do many different things. Use it to light a fire to keep warm (not exactly smart in a city, as cops will lierally rain down on you) but they dont exactly burn all that long. you could lay it on the ground for use ...
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| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 7:45:13 AM #18493 |
 Toasty SysOp Level 40 Posts: 7,388 Submissions: 227  | This is an awesome guide. 5* + Favs (when favs are made  ) |
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| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 8:01:21 AM #18512 |
 MaxwellMURDER Member Level 4 Posts: 84 Submissions: 3 | ^ I'll be posting my othe rone here shortly! with new Youn00b only articles coming shortly after! =D |
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| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 8:08:32 AM #18513 |
 DeadLazyBum Site Admin '♥' Level 33 Posts: 2,962 Submissions: 137 | Quote: ^ I'll be posting my othe rone here shortly!I'd wait like two days. 5* |
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| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 11:47:41 AM #18552 |
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MaxwellMURDER Member Level 4 Posts: 84 Submissions: 3 | yeah exactly, no need to flood the masses with more information then they can handle! |
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| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 9:16:04 PM #18662 |
 MR2Junkie Member 'Cunning Linguist' Level 21 Posts: 1,709 Submissions: 74 | Damn, that is a lot of useful information. Some of the best instructables are from experience. 5* |
"Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it." |
| Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 at 10:08:22 PM #18683 |
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spaghettifier Member 'Physics Master' Level 6 Posts: 257 Submissions: 6 | here in egypt, the squinja's idea is expanded to having people help park your car, squinjas, people who will clean your car when it's parked and more. |
Fuck off, . Uses [view] tag. |
| Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 12:05:27 AM #18709 |
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MaxwellMURDER Member Level 4 Posts: 84 Submissions: 3 | ^ hahaha, really?! that's sweet. then again, up here in Canada, I REALLY doubt anyone is going to give some street trash the keys to his car and expect it to be there much longer hahaha. |
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| Sunday, December 11th, 2011 at 8:26:36 PM #54393 |
 TAP Member Level 1 Posts: 1 | damn good guide man 5* |
