How to cure Swass (Swamp Ass)

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Right now I have what is known as swass, or swamp ass. It is basically the chafing of your asshole.

This occurs from many sources:
1)Not wiping properly
2)Sweaty two-hole
3)Undergarments riding up crack

LEZ GIT 2 ET

First, let your ass cool off. Take a shower (cold water) or just let your ass flap in the breeze. After a cooling session, wipe your hole lovingly. After the paper lacks that distinctive yellow-brown color, take so...

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  Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 at 11:28:57 PM #17927
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thank you, i will be using this as soon as possible.
can i think of someone other than britney spears?

Fuck off, .

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  Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 2:43:47 AM #22066
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^Yes, yes you can.

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  Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 8:39:18 PM #22072
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i have to say swass does suck. and this was very informative on how you cure swass Member Added Image
  Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 11:55:08 PM #22073
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^Why the angry face?

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  Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 2:46:43 PM #22150
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You seem pretty knowledgeable on this subject...seems like you must have this problem often...
  Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 2:49:50 PM #22151
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Also, not that you "guys" would know about this, but I think there is a similar reaction with sweat and bras...any cures for that? I'm sure you'd come up with something...